“The State of the Union Is Super, Thanks for Asking!”

A Vanity Fair poll says that now half of Americans are okay with the idea of a gay president. I think a lot of the credit goes to Obama for easing us into the idea.

So would a gay president be one of those “sophisticated” things we’d have over Europe? Have any of them ever had an openly gay leader? I keep thinking they do, but it always ends up he’s just British.

21 Comments

  1. Buchanan was gay and look where that got us — civil war. He ruined it for gay wannabe Presidents, just as Obama is ruining it for any other half-black Hawaiian communists who aspire to the job.

  2. British… or French.

    I once had a French guy tell me I had beautiful eyes, then he apologized because it sounded so gay. All I could think was, “Of course it sounded gay, you’re French, everything you say sounds gay”.

  3. Wait just a goldarned minute! Are you saying that “W” lied?? I recall an incident when ‘W’, Tony Blair and Buck the Marine were wandering in the desert and Buck became suspicious that Tony Blair might be a ferriner. If I recall correctly “W” assured Buck that Tony was, in fact, Gay and not a ferriner.

  4. as long as he isnt a floating all over the room, makin the whitehouse pink gay, than whatever
    in other words, im with frank, no brit presidents.

    @5of7
    screw that, i want garrison to run for president, id vote for him. an interesting note though, big gay al and mr. slave are both either libertarians or republicans.

    @shiggz
    that shit is seriously pissing me off, thanks for killing my good mood

  5. I have the distinction of having had a best friend in high school who came out as a gay man during my freshman year in college. Jim told me by letter, and invited me to visit him (based on our prior friendship, not any interest in me) when next I came home for a visit.

    I met him in a gay bath house (which I did not know what was, way back in 1977). We went out to dinner, where he kissed the waiter deeply (having taken me to his new boyfriend’s restaurant). A group of acquaintances from high school were sitting at another table, as I noticed after the kiss (and stories loud enough to be heard outside the restaurant about the waiter turning tricks as a gay prostitute).

    My friend Jim was working as a trannie dancer in a gay club. He told a story about beating the stuffing out of some rednecks who accosted him and another dancer outside the bar one night, using their stiletto high heel rhinestone encrusted shoes as weapons. Did I mention his father was a former pro wrestler, a deeply entertaining redneck, and an alcoholic? I suppose my friend picked up a thing or two about self defense, and rednecks, from his dad.

    He never made a move on me, and our friendship continued uneventfully after that until we lost touch with one another when he moved out of my home town. I presume he died of AIDS, based upon his self-described promiscuity. I never went to my high school reunions after that. Leave ’em guessing, I always say!

    A gay president would be fine, as long as he could face down the trash of the world as well as old Jim did, and as long as he didn’t wear stilleto heels and way too much makeup to state dinners.

  6. @NewName Sorry dude, When I am in a good mood I avoid anything related to news or politics. In fact good mood or not I try and take 2-3 days a week where I avoid politics all together. But, on the days I am tagged in it is necessary to get Paul Revere like worked up. The socialists are here the socialists are here! (at least the British soldiers had the balls to be honest about their loyalty)

  7. Given the political correctness guilt complex that infects a large percentage of our population, it might not be out of the question that they’d vote an openly gay president in JUST to alleviate the aforementioned guilt. Plus, it’d be, ya know, “cool”… and “progressive”… and “intellectually enlightened”…

    ugh… Beam me up.

  8. Well, at least the curtains in the Oval Office would be nice. And you can bet your ass that there wouldn’t be any more smudges on the end tables in the Lincoln room! Ooh, I HATE those!

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