A memo said the TSA may block websites with controversial opinions. The TSA has backed off of that since, but I don’t want to risk IMAO traffic so I’m going to try to avoid controversial opinions in the future. So here are some opinions you will NOT be seeing at IMAO:

* Kittens are better than puppies.

* All supernatural creatures should sparkle.

* By far, Godfather III was the best of the Godfather movies.

* Everything should come in clamshell packaging.

* In a fair fight, pirates would beat ninjas.

* The best flavor jellybean is coconut.

* We shouldn’t let Hitler ruin the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone.

* The best movie reviewer: Armond White.

* In a fair fight, zombies would beat robots.

* The internet is officially over.

* The Star Wars prequels were superior in every way to the original trilogy.

* The next manned space mission should be to Venus.

* The best cell service provider: AT&T.

* Aquaman is stronger than the Hulk.

So Obama won’t enforce the borders, but he will spend our tax money on trying to make sure no one else will by bringing a lawsuit against Arizona. I get it that Obama doesn’t particularly care for Americans, but does he really have to keep sticking his thumb in our eyes like this?

Interestingly, though everyone claims the Arizona law is racial profiling because they think anything enforcing our border is racial profiling, Obama is not making that charge in his lawsuit. So either the Arizona law isn’t discriminatory, or Obama loves racism.

What he is charging is preemption. Basically, Eric Holder is saying the Arizona law is interfering with the feds ability to not enforce federal law and is unconstitutional — not that Holder has read the Arizona law or the Constitution yet. So since illegal immigrants are breaking federal law, Arizona police can’t arrest them. And I guess if people rob a post office in Arizona, local police can’t arrest them either since that’s a federal offense. I don’t know how that makes any sense, but there it is.

This is just unbelievably stupid. Is Obama really this dimwitted and self-destructive to waste time on this, or does he have some genius plan I’m not smart enough to see and I’m falling right into his trap? Judging from history so far, I’m going with dimwitted and self-destructive, but keep a lookout for genius, evil plans.

So what’s the foremost mission of NASA? To explore strange new worlds? To seek out new life and new civilizations? To boldly go where no man has gone before?

No, it’s to make Muslims feel good about themselves!

Isn’t Obama making everything in America better?

Well, making Muslim nations feel good about their crappy state of affairs does seem like a challenge on par with going to the moon. As I understand, a thousand years ago, Muslims were the most technologically superior people out there. And a thousands years later, they haven’t really advanced any from that point.

Of course, maybe some people shouldn’t have self-esteem. Considering that all the Muslim nations wouldn’t be at all notable except for the fact they have oil and terrorism, maybe they should feel really bad about themselves. Feeling bad about themselves is a motivation to do better. Maybe NASA could foster that. We could have our space shuttle fly low over their countries yelling, “Look what you can’t do because you suck!” Muslim nations really do need to come to grips with how much they suck if they want to get out of their rut, and we could really help with that.