Archive of entries posted on 23rd July 2010

Captain Hippie

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For those worried the Captain America in the new movie is going to be some flag-waver, have no fear! It’s going to be set during WWII, and the last thing we want is some American fighting Nazis while being all patriotic about it.

Part of this change, of course, is that Hollywood is full of liberal douches (who, in a better world, we would deport to make room for more illegal Mexicans), but part of it is also for international sales where American patriotism is thought to be bad. But in the rest of the world are they going to like that by fighting Nazis Captain America will be helping Jews? Maybe to really appeal to the rest of the world, Captain America can get a message from the future making his main mission to stop the creation of Israel.

It’s like the people who used to be the villains in movies that existed only to be blown up and shot are now the audience Hollywood is trying to appeal to. Poor Captain America. Maybe Hollywood can do the merciful thing and kill him again.

Who Is Left Watching Olbermann?

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I was wondering who actually watches Keith Olbermann anymore. Don’t even most liberals find him to be a joke now?

Yep.

The elites at the Journolists (elites including those who comically threaten to put people through plate glass windows) can’t even stand him and find him incredibly pompous (though I have to say it’s wrong for them to compare Olbermann to Hannity and O’Reilly since they actually have people who disagree with them on their shows and don’t shrink away form that like a vampire from sunlight). So who are these liberals dumb enough to still take Olbermann seriously? I imagine his average viewer is some guy jumping up and down excitedly while screeching, “No likee booosh!!!” and wetting his pants. And laughing about how stupid Sarah Palin and “rethuglicans” while trying to get his tongue unstuck from the DVD player.

I hate to break the news to you, but I don’t think we’re going to have Olbermann to kick around very much longer.

Frank Responds to Spam Comments

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The Great Landlord has provided me with another bounty of spam comments!

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Yes, but it is very hard to get a credit card employment in this economy. Curse you, Obama!

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Oh yeah. The other site. We don’t like to talk about the other site. Definitely stick with IMAO for your diet solutions. Yes, are solutions are slightly confusing, but I think my decent writing makes it worth it. Anyway, I really recommend my eat nothing but platypus diet. It works well for most people, except some people who live near rivers in Australia get fat.

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Random Thoughts

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It’s not so much an argument Reid should not be Senator as that he should be in a nursing home with 24/7 care.

I hear Ackerman now carries around a plate-glass window in case he see someone who needs to go through it.

Ackerman is one tough cookie. I hear the pimple cream he uses every morning could clear up a warthog.

So how do you tell a regular glass window from a plate-glass window. Has Ackerman blogged on this?

So FOX News’s biggest mistake was assuming the White House fired Sherrod for legitimate reasons. Lesson: Never assume Obama competence.

I ran into Spencer Ackerman and I was so scared! Luckily there were no plate glass windows around so I was safe.

The Spencer Ackerman of the future puts people through plates of transparent aluminum.

Are we being unfair to Ackerman? Maybe DailyCaller left out the part where he learned it’s wrong to put people through plate glass windows.

The future of journalism is in good hands. Hardly ever did Cronkite report on something without someone going through a plate glass window.

Is “NOT the whiteman’s bitch” offensive? Does that mean I have to change my business cards?

I think Sherrod should apologize to Breitbart. I’ll think of a reason later.

So did everyone find out our right-wing conspiracy to slander Sherrod? Who ratted?