Random Thoughts

It’s not so much an argument Reid should not be Senator as that he should be in a nursing home with 24/7 care.

I hear Ackerman now carries around a plate-glass window in case he see someone who needs to go through it.

Ackerman is one tough cookie. I hear the pimple cream he uses every morning could clear up a warthog.

So how do you tell a regular glass window from a plate-glass window. Has Ackerman blogged on this?

So FOX News’s biggest mistake was assuming the White House fired Sherrod for legitimate reasons. Lesson: Never assume Obama competence.

I ran into Spencer Ackerman and I was so scared! Luckily there were no plate glass windows around so I was safe.

The Spencer Ackerman of the future puts people through plates of transparent aluminum.

Are we being unfair to Ackerman? Maybe DailyCaller left out the part where he learned it’s wrong to put people through plate glass windows.

The future of journalism is in good hands. Hardly ever did Cronkite report on something without someone going through a plate glass window.

Is “NOT the whiteman’s bitch” offensive? Does that mean I have to change my business cards?

I think Sherrod should apologize to Breitbart. I’ll think of a reason later.

So did everyone find out our right-wing conspiracy to slander Sherrod? Who ratted?

14 Comments

  1. I think Sherrod should apologize to Breitbart. I’ll think of a reason later.

    Could you hence write that as “Buhhhhhhhhhreitbart!”?

    Random thought: My thoughts are more random than Frank’s thoughts.

    Random thought: Spaghetti.

    Random thought: I don’t think Ron Paul has enough howlin’ mad characteristics to be in our group as Murdock.

  2. To clear up warthogs and, in general, wild boars running wild across America, we need Ackerman pimple cream, Frank! It’s okay if it comes with dweebs like Ackerman as there are plenty of plate-glass windows around to dispose of them later.

  3. “The Spencer Ackerman of the future puts people through plates of transparent aluminum.”

    – The Spencer Ackerman in an alternate universe sells puppies at Woodstock and collects smurf memoribilia.

  4. “I hear Ackerman now carries around a plate-glass window in case he see someone who needs to go through it.”

    I’m hearing Sarah Palin is pretty po’d at Ackerman. If he’s not careful, he’ll be the one going through the plate glass window. Literally, not rhetorically. She shots moose, you know.

    “Is “NOT the whiteman’s bitch” offensive? Does that mean I have to change my business cards?”

    Trust, she’d never be this whiteman’s bitch.

    Random thought – We’re currently having Tropical Storm Bonnie here in South Florida. Mind you, after going through real hurricanes like Andrew and Wilma, a tropical storm is like a light spring shower. But that doesn’t stop our local TV types from going hysterical and acting like the sky is falling. They just love pre-empting all TV for wall to wall, the sky is falling type storm coverage, and they must be really disapointed it won’t happen because it’s just a very heavy rain day. Hey, you vultures, maybe Hallandale Beach and West Miami will flood like they usually do and you’ll have something to exploit. Somebody should put their collective monkey faces through a plate glass window.

  5. Is reformed racist a religion or a political party?
    You’d think after “winning” $300,000 is a raaaaaaaaacism lawsuit, someone would learn something about the legal system, I guess Shirley needs to go back to school.
    If some one sues me, do I have to give them a job too?

  6. I’d pay t,see Palin in the ring with Ackerman. Hell, i’d pay to see ME in the ring with Ackerman. Loser gets tossed through plate glass. Call the WWE.

    “NOT the white man’s bitch” is not offense. Just truth in advertising.

    Not sure who is worse off with the Oldtimer’s disaese. Reid, Jackson-Lee, M. Guam-tipping-over, or Grayson. Drugs and senility must be tough.

  7. So how do you tell a regular glass window from a plate-glass window. Has Ackerman blogged on this?

    Frank, it’s funny you should ask. Ezra Klein explains today that the journolist comments were taken out of context. Says Klein, “The comments about plate glass windows are easily explainable. Ackerman and a few others were having an engineering discussion about the relative hardness of laminated, plate and tempered glass. They needed a unit of measure and chose the head of any right-winger for their known hardness.”

    Ezra continued, “As for the comments about Limbaugh, liberals celebrate any opportunity to demonstrate the benefits of ObamaCare, even when provided to someone who quite obviously deserves to die.”

  8. -You all keep losing sleep over Al qaeda who could never conquer even 1 state. I will keep worrying about the group is wrapping up a 30 year plan to take control of all 50.

    -Fascist view of laws: Laws are to control people I disagree with and give me what I want.

  9. “I hear Ackerman now carries around a plate-glass window in case he see someone who needs to go through it.”

    Yes, but he only carries it around rhetorically…because it’s really heavy and he’s a wimp.

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