NephewSam presents: “George W. Bush’s Fault”
Take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies“). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it isn’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, I’ll post it and let the readers throw roses and/or tomatoes at you.
We may not have adequate border patrol, but luckily the Mexican government is on the ball. They found a man trying to smuggle eighteen monkeys in a belt around his waist. That’s like a bomb belt for a suicide bomber, but instead of a bomb it’s monkeys! Think of what would happen if you were on a bus and a guy stood up and opened his jacket to reveal a belt of monkeys and then he released them all over the bus! I’d be like, “Why am I on a bus?! I own a car!”
If the Mexican government weren’t able to stop people like this, that country could soon be overflowing with illegal monkeys — the worst kind of monkeys. Then if we found some illegal Mexicans in America, they’d be like, “Don’t send me back to Mexico! It’s full of monkeys!” And then we’d sort of have to give him asylum… in Canada.
The Daily Caller has released even more e-mails from the Journolist, and now among the visceral hatred of people who disagree with them and wishing death upon them is a call to have FOX News shut down by the government. I have to say this is really informative to the American people to see what liberal journalists say when they think no one else is listening. I’m not saying these guys are capital F-fascists as they aren’t literally part of the Fascist Party in 1930s Italy, but they’re pretty fascist. I mean, could you imagine a country run by these nutballs? The reason the horrors of the Nazis don’t happen all the time is because it’s so seldom shrill idiots like these can ever get real power because of how they constantly turn all normal people against them.
And the best of the people on the Jurnolist just kind of stayed silent about all the crazy hatred from their fellow liberal journalists. Shouldn’t they have warned us about how mental their colleagues were and how they could get violent at any time?
Let’s take this as a lesson: When liberals gather together without any supervision from right-leaning people, they go completely cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. For an example, see almost any college campus.
The NAACP now claims they were “snookered” by Andrew Breitbart into asking for Shirley Sherrod to be fired. Well, I’m glad they said it. I was going to call Breitbart a snookerer myself, but I was afraid of being called a racist since there is a long racial history of white people being falsely accused of snookering. But Breitbart is a snookerer. A serial snookerer. That guy does nothing but snooker.
Look at how he snookered the White House. As soon as he put up the video, they were like, “Let’s set the world record for how fast we can fire a racist!” Then it ends up she was telling a story of how she changed her racist ways and helped the white farmer, and for jumping the gun the White House looks like a bunch of total inept buffoons, i.e., it’s a Wednesday.
And you all saw how Breitbart snookered me by stealing my race card. Well he contacted me and said, “You better shut up about that, or I’ll release some video that will snooker IMAO into firing you.” And I was like, “But I own IMAO and I don’t think I’ll fire myself.” And Breitbart said, “You say that now, but you haven’t seen the video.” And now I’m worried, because I did just recently give myself some warnings on language and am treading on thin ice here at IMAO, and maybe — just maybe — I’m looking for an excuse to fire myself and all it will take is some snookering from Breitbart to seal the deal!
I don’t think I should go up against Breitbart. That guy can snooker.
At Pajamas Media, I have what I hope to be an epitaph of gun control advocates. Read and be entertained!
The Journolist makes me worried about what would happen if a bunch of journalists conspired together who weren’t excitable dimwits.
“Paycheck Fairness Act” – Do not like the sound of that. How did liberals succeed in making “fairness” an ominous word?
Ooh. I have a good insult for Andrew Breitbart. Instead of calling him “Breitbart” we call him “Not-Very-Bright-bart.”
Why does Batman keep some kryptonite in a safe? Because Superman is a journalist so he doesn’t trust him.
Too bad the Journolist shut down. Now how are liberals going to figure out to call everybody who disagrees with them racist?
The White House saw part of the video and thought Sherrod was racist. Then they found out she was a reformed racist and fired her.
I hope we all learned a lesson on not judging others based on their race, which is a lesson honkeys especially need to take note of.
Liberals have lost the right to call people racist. If they think someone is racist, they should first get confirmation from a conservative. BTW, liberals, you can go ahead and call Mel Gibson racist.
Know what Vilsack’s name makes me think of? Potato sack.
Racism used to involve slavery and lynching. Now it involves a president getting yelled at when he wastes trillions of dollars.
Be nice to Andrew Breitbart or he’ll get the NAACP to fire you. Or he’ll steal images from your blog.
Remember that Black Panthers at your polling place are more scared of you than you are of them. Especially if you’re a cracker.
Context matters when charging someone with racism? Weird. When did that happen?
A lot of the right-wing noise machine seems to be us arguing principles among ourselves.
An idea: Instead of arguing in public, let’s move it to a secret mailing list. We can also plot there who to call racist.
Make you choice on the Sherrod issue, liberals: Do you stand with Andrew Breitbart or Glenn Beck?
A conservative racist will never get credit for reforming. A liberal racist will be assumed to have reformed just by being for higher taxes.
This whole NAACP “snookered” thing reminds me of some expression about petards and hoisting. Maybe: “A petard hoisted is a petard earned”?
Shirley Sherrod learned not to be racist and it got her fired. She’ll never do that again.
I should have known something was wrong with the Sherrod story as soon as I saw that Breitbart stole an image from my site to break it. No, I will not let go of that!
Even when I thought the video did show racism, it seemed she got fired way too quickly.
Watching a classic Hong Kong movie. Believe it’s called “Jon Woo Directs as Chow Yun Fat Jumps Around Shooting People.”
Plot: There are people running around that Chow Yun Fat doesn’t like so he shoots them.
I believe the doves in Jon Woo movies symbolize awesomeness.
They translated something in the movie as “woe betide.” Really? That was the closest thing in English? Maybe he was speaking Elizabethan era Cantonese.
I have to say: It’s quite fascinating what liberal journalists say when they think no one else is listening.
Funny. Privately, I tend to express things more sympathetic to the left than I say publicly.
