Democrats are starting to get panicked as the midterm election approaches, so I thought I’d start a sort of charity where people can donate large boxes. That way, we’ll have something for the Democrats to live in so they don’t get rained on. Also, I think it will be a good visual aid for the American people to know that things are getting better.

“Oh no. Look at these people living in boxes. This economy is so horrible.”

“Wait a second; those are former Democrat Congressmen living in boxes. The economy must be recovering! Yay!”

So help donate boxes. Also newspapers. Newspapers have been on the decline for a while which means Democrats will have trouble finding blankets when sleeping on a park bench.

I always thought the MSM was just a bunch of useless left-wing nitwits who would often try to be balanced but had such a fringe view on things and surrounded themselves with other fringe lefties so that they didn’t no idea how fringe they were that they often spectacularly failed at balance.

That was too kind a view.

The Daily Caller has posted some excerpts from the Journolist of left-wingers plotting together to try and down newsworthy stories because they hurt their candidate Barack Obama. Basically, they wanted to crush any stories about Jeremiah Wright and smear anybody who brought them up as racists. I guess I should be threatened by this conspiracy, but I find it reassuring because, wow, what a group of excitable dimwits. These people are trying to organize a political movement and they don’t sound like the mental capacity to organize their clothes each morning. Like who is this little chihuahua Spencer Ackerman?

“We have to stop teh righties because they is to torture people and make wars and collaborate with teh rogue unicorns!!!”

Why I find this all so reassuring is that it proves what a freak occurrence Obama’s brief popularity was. These people obviously have no idea how the average American thinks and their scheming is so infantile that they mostly only are able to move the news further against them. Obama was a blank slate and during that time a beleaguered public pretended him to be great — but this was basically despite the left-wing idiots in the news. The left-wing media working together at full force is repugnant to most people as they’re too dimwitted to actually move the news the way they want because to do that they’d have to understand why people hold other views than theirs which is a bridge too far (“Dey is conservative because dey is racist!!!”). There is nothing more harmful to left-wingers than them conspiring together; the further they surround themselves with other fringe lefties the further they isolate themselves from the views of the public at large. And now look how irrelevant they’ve become.

So Andrew Breitbart put up a video yesterday showing some person in the NAACP bragging how she wouldn’t help some poor farmer because he was a honkey (she’s now resigned), but that’s not important. I want you to look at the first image in the post where Breitbart premiered the video. Then I want you to look at the image in this old IMAO post.

Breitbart stole my race card!

That’s mine! I drew it! Yes, I forgot to watermark it with the IMAO logo, but that’s because I’m lazy. Plus, I usually figure the crappiness of my drawings is a natural defense against them being stolen. But not for a schemer like Breitbart (or should I say “Theifbart”) who’s always trying to bring down poor innocent liberals who just don’t like honkeys or only want to help down and out pimps get houses. He doesn’t care who he hurts or whose blog he steals art from.

Well, the liberals are always trying to bring him down, but they can’t because they’re stupid hippies. But now Theifbart has a real enemy. Remember that guy, Glenn Reynolds or something, who I exposed his habits of making smoothies by putting puppies in a blender? I’m going to bring Theifbart down just like that. Plus I’m going to sue for damages of stealing my art: $0.10 financial and $80,000,000 emotional.

And no one better point out I sometimes steal images from the internet uncredited! Of all the crisy I hate having pointed out about me, it’s the hypo kind I hate the most.

I just better not see Theifbart post a stick figure drawing where the hat means Breitbart. THE HAT MEANS FRANK J.!!!