Democrats are starting to get panicked as the midterm election approaches, so I thought I’d start a sort of charity where people can donate large boxes. That way, we’ll have something for the Democrats to live in so they don’t get rained on. Also, I think it will be a good visual aid for the American people to know that things are getting better.
“Oh no. Look at these people living in boxes. This economy is so horrible.”
“Wait a second; those are former Democrat Congressmen living in boxes. The economy must be recovering! Yay!”
So help donate boxes. Also newspapers. Newspapers have been on the decline for a while which means Democrats will have trouble finding blankets when sleeping on a park bench.
I am moving next week so I will have a boatload of boxes. Just tell me where to send them.
What size do you think Harry Reid needs? As a former Senate leader, we might want to upgrade him to a dish pack or wardrobe instead of the regular book cartons.
Frank, you really are a humanitarian and well as a compassionate conservative. Not only will the boxes provide the out of work Democrats with a nicer place than they deserve to live in, they can use the boxes and newspapers to pack their crap in as they move out of their offices. Just make sure the boxes have an easily identifiable mark so we can know which ones to run over.
To stay warm, Frank, they can crumple-up and stuff their clothes with pages of the many 2000-page bills they passed while in office. (I saw that in some movie once but can’t remember which one… “The Day After Tomorrow?”)
Do they have cameras in the park? I want video.
I don’t think this is a good idea at all.
We conservatives are, according to Democrat members of Congress, heartless and cruel ogres who only want tax cuts for rich people and never want to lend a helping hand to the downtrodden.
Isn’t it quite enough to make these Democrats unemployed? Do we really want to add to their shame by making them out to be liars as well?
Save copies of the TARP bill. I plan to use it…after I take a giant Obama I can wipe with it!
Everybody knows that if you fail to recycle boxes and newspapers the “climate” will kill us all! I have the answer in just three simple words; clamshell packaging!
Damn, I just thought of something. The Democrats would not want my moving boxes because I refuse to use that recycled crap. I figure if it wasn’t made by chopping down a virgin redwood forest, thereby rendering a few spotted owls homeless, then it isn’t good enough to haul my crap to my next house.
While donating boxes for Dems to live in so they don’t get rained on, lets donated those ergonomic cars what look like shoe boxes on 4 wheels. On second thought, let’s just donate the shoe boxes and they can put their own wheels on them.
ussjimmycarter – better be careful – sooner or later that TARP bill is gonna bite you in the ass.
As Ronald Reagan said, “A recovery is when every elected democrat loses their job and is reduced to living under a bridge begging lobbyists for spare change while tax-paying citizens throw refuse at them and openly mock them.”
…So maybe I’m paraphrasing a little.
I applaud this notion, Frank. It seems to me that this proposal uses resources wisely by having multiple uses for the cardboard boxes:
(1) The boxes serve as something in which they can pack their personal belongings and conveniently tote them.
(2) They provide something to live in when their home constituents show up at their doorsteps with rails and hot tar.
(3) They are highly flammable, like brown paper bags left on your doorstep.
Okay, maybe that last one was optimism on my part.
FINALLY an excuse to recycle !! Just recycle those old tired useless libs into something useful, like box stuffings. Just add old newspapers and a used up liberal. Help the enviroment, economy, and national security.
Of course there is always the danger of the park getting a visit by the Frank. J. Fleming garbage pick up team with a mega-big trash compacting truck.
As people of true compassion, I think we have all lost sight of one thing: they will need grocery carts too.
That is all.
I happen to know where there are some large boxes. I donate Rosie and Oprah, although I hear that they are girls dorms.
Linked you.
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They can get jobs writing headlines for AllahPundit. Just add “gulp”!
I kid, I kid.
We can designate Barbara as the official Boxer and Barney Frank as the official packer.
the wife took out a subscription last year to Time mag. i have no idea why as it’s only slightly less useful than Ladies Home Journal. however, i have an arse-load of them and now i know what to do with it all! Frank, you are a genius.
A fine and compassionate idea, Frank, but mebbe it’s a waste of refuse that properly belongs in a landfill.
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Dude! If you want to get boxes to start packing stuff for the Baby, just go down to Albersons and get some free boxes like the rest of us. Dixon container on Chinden sells boxes you could put Barney Frank or store that Bowflex you never use.
Most of those democrats that “feel the pain of the poor” are multi-millionaires, however, they can still use those boxes for packing…that is, unless McConnell, Boehner and the Republicans continue to do their best to screw up the elections.
Ussjimmycarter, how big is a giant Obama?? Inquiring minds want to know.
Let’s send them some shipping boxes so they pack up and get out of DC
Would that these people could end up living in boxes with newspapers for blankets, they certainly deserve it. But they won’t….they have a fat cat retirement system that the rest of us can only dream of. Believe me none of the politicians turned out this November are going to be forced to alter their lifestyle by much at all. However lets not let that stop us from voting them out.
Jimmy, when I’m done I have dropped two pants sizes! That is a first rate Obama!
Barney Frank as the official Packer! Now that’s funny stuff!
Whoa ussjc… Giant Obama = 2″ off your waist? For big guys at 1″ of belt = 10 lbs., that’s 20 lbs.! Man, that’s a lotta crap. Bet it stunk so bad you had to flush and run.
I was lettin’ off some pretty big Reids the other day. But at least I don’t have to get up at night to Pelosi, unless I drink too much Palin.
Unfortunately, the unelected dems just end up at some huge FedGov organization like FannieMae or HomelandSecurity…
Luke 16:25
“But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony.’
Justice deferred is still Justice.