Another item that was passed along to me:
Upon hearing of a Russian bag swap, Helen Thomas said that she refuses to go.
Archive of entries posted on 9th July 2010
lolterizt! Part 111
Sorry this is so incredibly late. Been busy helping get the fancy new web site up & running for the boss man.
Also, a big, BIG thanks for all the last-minute non-rock-paper-scissors entries. High Praise! to all who donated in my hour of need.
By the way, for all the RPS entries I got, I was surprised that no one went for the Simpsons reference, “Good old rock! Nothing beats that!”
Anyway, this week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From Hart of That Hero:
[Hereby nominated for the Darkest Caption of the Year Award]
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Carl:
From Crapsorter:
[not a reference link]
From DamnCat:
From DamnCat:
From DamnCat:
From Garbonzo:
[reference link]
From GEBIV:
From Hart of That Hero:
From Hart of That Hero:
From Joan of Argghh! of Primordial Slack:
From Kris:
From Kris:
[reference link at 4:46 – you’ve got 9 seconds to avoid the language]
From Larry:
From Michael:
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Bonus challenge (optional): don’t use the word “ass” or any euphemism for it.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Yes We Did!
Obama’s new campaign slogan: “Yes We Did!”
Doesn’t the Republican campaign ad pretty much just write itself?
10% unemployment – “Yes We Did!”
Skyrocketing debt and government expansion – “Yes We Did!”
Obama bowing to foreign monarchs – “Yes We Did!”
New health care takeover forced on America – “Yes We Did!”
The gulf covered in oil as Obama golfs – “Yes We Did!”
Maybe a better slogan for Obama would be one borrowed from his doppelganger Urkel: “Did I do that?”
Why Would People Not Like Obama?
Obama suggested that the reason some Israelis are suspicious of him is that his middle name is Hussein. He then added how awful it is that Israelis bitterly cling to their promised land and Torahs.
So is the only reason Israelis don’t like Obama because of his middle name? What other reasons are there to not like him?
REASONS PEOPLE MAY NOT LIKE OBAMA
* His middle name
* His skin color
* How his ears stick out
* The clothes he wears
* That he’s utterly incompetent
* The he has no useful experience except with corrupt Chicago politics
* That he’s an arrogant prick who doesn’t sympathize at all with his fellow man
* That he disregards allies like Israel while trying to suck up to dictatorships
* That the scope of the U.S. presidency only amplifies what a small, useless man he is
Yeah, I guess it’s probably the middle name.
Even More Frank Responds to Spam Comments
Just so many good spam comments! I wish I could respond to them all.
Glad i ran across this website.Added “IMAO » Blog Archive » Shirts Are Fun to Wear!” to my bookmark!
Great. I’m sure the bookmark to the couple sentence post advertising my t-shirt will serve you well into the future.
Food Stamps are nice and handy if you want some fast meals.;~~
But if you want booze, they’re a little trickier for that.
sometimes i get backaches due to long hours of working at computers.'”`
What exactly are you doing to those computers?
shares employ a perfect web site decent Gives thanks for the efforts to help me personally
I know, right? I think I should refer you to the writings of the great landlord.
I absolutely love your website. Could tell me how I could keeping up to date with it? By the way I found this blog through Bing.
What I do to tell if a website has been changed is to secretly leave a piece of dust in the corner. Then, if someone’s messed with it, the piece of dust will have moved. And then I hunt down who is responsible.
By the way, I found your comment through my spam folder.
hi,beautiful pants in your post,I love that nice pants,I need to find one for me
Is that you, Wonder Woman?
Random Thoughts
I’d think when you say “scientists” oppose something, you’d need names and details, but I’m not a journalist.
Or am I journalist? I don’t really know. I am clueless, so that’s evidence for.
I am a scientist. So when you quote me, don’t write “Frank says.” Write “scientists say.”
“Scientists say that future U.S. Military’s needs require dinosaurs with rocket launchers.”
Maybe we should change the game “Simon Says” to “Scientists Say.” Oops; shouldn’t have done that. Scientists didn’t say.
I think a gun is okay in church as long as you don’t worship it.
BREAKING: LeBron has announced he’s given up basketball because it’s stupid and taken up the sport of the future: curling.
That’s it. I’m putting LeBron up on the refrigerator so now no one gets him.
BREAKING: LeBron James accepts appointment to head CENTCOM.
I have to hand it to the NSA; I don’t think anyone could come up with a more ominous name for a program than “Perfect Citizen.”
So is there a pool going on how long it is until Obama gets attacked by a rabbit?
So at what point do we start changing our last names to ones more futuristic like “Jetson” and “Spacely”?
The internets almost convinced me the LeBron James thing was important even though I don’t watch basketball or know who he is.
Would have been nice if he came to Boise, though. I’d watch basketball if Boise had an NBA team.
Watching first season of Babylon 5. The main guy always sounds like he’s narrating a TV ad.
LeBron – Is he as good as that Magic Jordan player?