Here’s a fun music video:
And with all the talk of melodramatic Glenn Beck, I forgot the joys of classic radio Glenn Beck:
Here’s a question: Can you think of anyone more pretentious than Keith Olbermann?
Hey, Olbermann, not everyone can afford to go to a fancy agricultural college!
(hat tip Hot Air)
John Hawkins put out a list of the must follow conservatives on Twitter, and it is a very good list. It includes me (of course) and also SarahK.
I know some of you are resistant to Twitter, but you’re starting to sound like old fogies who still demand to get their news through the newspaper. Twitter is where all the important stuff breaks these days. And it’s the number one place to be if you’re a Justin Bieber fan.
The U.S. Navy has lasers shooting down drones. This sounds pretty awesome, but who are we supposed to be using this advanced technology against? I mean, we have stealth bombers and lasers and nuclear subs, but our enemies these days are dimwits with AK-47s hanging out in caves. They can hardly send a donkey with a bomb strapped to it after us; they’re not going to send drones after us. All this advanced tech only seems to make sense if we were at war with ourselves.
Maybe one day advanced aliens will come to earth and get all up in our faces and we’ll be at war with them and get good use of our drone-shooting lasers, but until then we need something better adapted to taking out Ahmed as he runs around firing his old Russian rifle inaccurately as he screams, “Allāhu Akbar!” Now dinosaurs with rocket launchers on their backs would be just perfect for that. They’d fire rockets into caves and chomp down on all the terrorists that scurried out. It’s tech that just makes sense for our current threats.
I think the Jurnolist has revealed a new star of the liberal journalists: Spencer Ackerman.
File photo of Spencer Ackerman.
I have no idea who this guy is, but he has this rabid chihuahua vibe going and it’s priceless. He’s the one suggesting the liberal journalist just pick some right-wingers and label them racist to distract from Jeremiah Wright, and he adds this:
In other words, find a rightwinger’s [sic] and smash it through a plate-glass window. Take a snapshot of the bleeding mess and send it out in a Christmas card to let the right know that it needs to live in a state of constant fear. Obviously I mean this rhetorically.
And when all the Journolist members are shrieking like tweeners at a Justin Bieber concert over Obama’s win, Ackerman said this:
Let’s just throw Ledeen against a wall. Or, pace Dr. Alterman, throw him through a plate glass window. I’ll bet a little spot of violence would shut him right the f__k up, as with most bullies.
Here’s a big difference between the left and right. The left get their panties in a bunch any time they hear extreme rhetoric from the right fearing it will lead to violence, and I hear a left-winger explicitly threaten violence and think it’s one of the funniest things ever. I guess Ackerman’s rhetoric just brings to mind some pimply-faced wiener trying to act all macho. Still, it makes you wonder about all these liberal journalists hemming and hawing about extremism and then you see the lunacy they seemed to tolerate in private. Did none of them respond to Spencer Ackerman’s obvious cries for psychological help? Fighting extremism starts at home. Or on your e-mail list. Time for liberal journalists to take liberal extremism and throw it through a plate-glass window. Or we’ll beat your liberal weenies to a pulp and stomp on your necks. Rhetorically.
So do you think Ackerman wears a pointy hat?
Were the members of the Jurnolist ever going to warn us of the crazy hatred of their colleagues and how they could turn violent at any time?
When liberal journalists call people fascists and demand the government shut them up, that’s some kind of rony but I forget what kind. Oh yeah; the “i” kind.
For the record, there’s a lot more evidence of hate and potential for violence in the Jorunolist than there is in the Tea Parties.
Just because there are a few crazies on the Journolist, should every liberal journalist be painted as one? Yes. Absolutely. It’s not like we have anything better to do.
Interesting to note the Journolisters’ elation at Obama’s election only abated their hate for mere moments.
The Journolist is hours of fun. How do we trick liberal journalists into doing something like it again?
Seriously, though, we’re all agreed Spencer Ackerman needs psychological help his friends on the Journolist wouldn’t give him?
And if liberal journalist can’t spot unstable extremists among their own ranks, how can they spot them elsewhere?
If terrorists blew up the Statue of Liberty, it would be a symbolic victory but also get them compared to damn, dirty apes.
Do you think the French would build us a new one? I bet they would if we gave them puppy dog eyes. Like a big bag of puppy dog eyes.
So what should we have Andrew Breitbart make the WH do next? Bark like a dog?
Are there liberal journalist right now secretly plotting to commit violence against you and take away your free speech? Probably.
I think “Teachable Moment” will be the title of my book on the Obama presidency. That or “Carter 2: The Revenge.”
So are the NAACP and White House the model the Tea Parties is supposed to follow on responding to charges of racism – rashly and idiotically?
Good line to tell the police next time you get caught with a dead hooker: “Let’s just call this a teachable moment.”
We should hunt down the members of the Journolist, set them on fire, and throw them off a building. Rhetorically.
Difference: Left freak out over extreme rhetoric from right. Liberal explicitly threatens violence and I find it HIGH-liarious!
There are still people who enjoy Olbermann in non-ironic fashion? He now seems like he’s doing a parody of Ben Affleck satire of himself.
I suspected the people behind the Ground Zero mosque were up to something when I found out they were Muslim.
