I think the Jurnolist has revealed a new star of the liberal journalists: Spencer Ackerman.
File photo of Spencer Ackerman.
I have no idea who this guy is, but he has this rabid chihuahua vibe going and it’s priceless. He’s the one suggesting the liberal journalist just pick some right-wingers and label them racist to distract from Jeremiah Wright, and he adds this:
In other words, find a rightwinger’s [sic] and smash it through a plate-glass window. Take a snapshot of the bleeding mess and send it out in a Christmas card to let the right know that it needs to live in a state of constant fear. Obviously I mean this rhetorically.
And when all the Journolist members are shrieking like tweeners at a Justin Bieber concert over Obama’s win, Ackerman said this:
Let’s just throw Ledeen against a wall. Or, pace Dr. Alterman, throw him through a plate glass window. I’ll bet a little spot of violence would shut him right the f__k up, as with most bullies.
Here’s a big difference between the left and right. The left get their panties in a bunch any time they hear extreme rhetoric from the right fearing it will lead to violence, and I hear a left-winger explicitly threaten violence and think it’s one of the funniest things ever. I guess Ackerman’s rhetoric just brings to mind some pimply-faced wiener trying to act all macho. Still, it makes you wonder about all these liberal journalists hemming and hawing about extremism and then you see the lunacy they seemed to tolerate in private. Did none of them respond to Spencer Ackerman’s obvious cries for psychological help? Fighting extremism starts at home. Or on your e-mail list. Time for liberal journalists to take liberal extremism and throw it through a plate-glass window. Or we’ll beat your liberal weenies to a pulp and stomp on your necks. Rhetorically.
So do you think Ackerman wears a pointy hat?
Pointy Hat Hate-Filled Lefty character appears on Breitbart in…3, 2, 1….
Funny hat off for a moment. The left saw the media as an ally to subvert to the cause over a century ago. At one time they openly talked about it. I took journalisim as a minor and dropped out faster than a welfare recipient running from a job offer. It is nearly iompossible for a open conservative to pass these courses. The entire field is filled with leftie sympathizers who would not know objective truth if it bit then in the arse. They have thrown elections and the nation’s politcal debate to the left as far back as I can remember.
Anyone remember Dan Rather and advocacy jouranlisim?
Also, Spencer Ackerman needs a hippie face punch. Rhetorically
And add Keith Olberman to the hippie face punch list (rhetorically) after last night.
So do you think Ackerman wears a pointy hat?
If he wears a hat, it would have to be pointy to fit his head, wouldn’t it?
His name is Spencer.
Enough said.
“Obviously I mean this rhetorically.”
Obviously he means this “rhetorically,” because he’s a liberal wuss. I’m sure I’m not the only “Right winger” that would gladly invite “rhetorically tough” Spencer to try to put me through a glass window. I would look forward his attempt…and his subsequent crying and bleeding…and, I don’t mean that rhetorically.
so I did a Google Image search of this Spencer Ackerman fellow and found the picture at the below link. Looks like all of his tough talk should be rhetorical…
http://www.blackfive.net/.a/6a00d8341bfadb53ef0120a7a87a0f970b-320wi
Beta males with tiny wieners stir real males up into mobs as revenge against a group they hate/want revenge on.
It has always always always been thus. I think where you may miss is how often they are successful.
What’s with the pathological hatred liberals have for plate glass windows? Seems like every time liberals get together for a demonstration against what ever is the latest thing they’re against…they start smashing plate glass windows. And they don’t just do it rhetorically. Just ask the Canadians, or the residents of Santa Cruz CA.
-Just like the NAACP tape its the responses from everyone else in the room that speak volumes.
-This must be the guy who trains the internet trolls that worked for Obamas’ campaign.
.. I have been “prodding” around the “boystown” hillbuzz for the old articles during the Obama campaign where they found the place his paid army of internet trolls worked from. They have no search function but I did find some other gems.
http://hillbuzz.org/2010/07/20/journolist-and-the-perversion-of-the-fourth-estate/
http://hillbuzz.org/2010/07/20/palin-polarize-this-2012-in-front-of-white-house-graphic/
What is it with the plate glass windows? Do they have a thing against glass, too?
@zzyxz: I didn’t mean to copy your post. I was typing while you were posting. I’m not sure if I mean this rhetorically, though.
Speaking of, do we need special “rhetorical” tags to indicate rhetoricality? Or can we just continue the policy of “only idiots and liberals would fall for this?”
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Spencer Ackerman’s favourite song? U2’s “I threw a brick thru a window.
You couldn’t throw a lightweight like Spencer “Scrappy-Doo” Ackerman
through a plate glass window any more than you could throw a feather through one.
He’ll parlay this fame into an MSNBC time slot any day now.
You have to have some sympathy for the guy. His parents named him “Spenser”. Now, when I was growing up and we were looking for fun times and a victim it wouldn’t be Bob, Frank or John…it would be a Spenser! I’m guessing he spent the majority of his early years with head planted firmly in the toilet and his underpants pulled up smartly over his head!
IOTW has pics of these Bonjournolists. Just try to match the venom with the pics. It can’t be done without mentally adding more zits. And retainers. And trust funds. And even more zits. If they were all in a room and the most effete openly gay conservative walked in I bet at least 10 of them would die of fright.
It’s not priceless, it’s precious!
You guys better cut it out, Wired does not hire just any mook off the street for the position of Internet Tough Guy. Spencer’s armed with strong language and short-shorts. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
How does Ackerman continue to have a job? I remember reading about a situation 4-5 years ago where he was fired from another publication after e-mailing an editor and telling him he was going to use a baseball bat to leave a dent in his head. Yeas I too think it’s pathetic/funny when screachers on the left act macho, but a part of me is also alarmed that these crazies seem to keep getting hired over and over again after verbalizing such inappropriate social behavior. If Ackerman and others like him were standing on a street corner waving a sign and shouting at passing cars, it would seem more appropriate, but when national publications continue to give loons such as this a soapbox to screech from it leaves me puzzled/disgusted to say the least. Actions have consequences and if the management of these publications can’t control or chose not to control the inappropriate behavior of their employees then it is appropriate for those who may be readers or subscribers to these publications to voice our displeasure. In light of Wired magazines’ recent memo of support for Ackerman as a continuing contributor to their magazine I will be canceling my subscription effective today. I encourage others to take similar action
Isn’t it adorable when candy-ass liberal college boys start talkin’ all Bruce Willis?
I’d like to invite Spencie to a charity fight night. I’m more than twice his age and have had a pack-and-a-half per day habit since before he began brightening our little planet. I’ll write a check for $5K, to the charity of his choice, if I can’t beat his ass like a rented mule. I’ll throw in another grand if he can cause me to spill my drink while I’m beating his ass. He can wear a cup and a helmet.
You know, when I was growing up, I was taught that the tough guys don’t threaten outrageous acts of violence. In fact, the more over-the-top it sounds, the more you know that they would never do it. (My adult experiences have confirmed this. The people I’ve known who use violent imagery in their regular speech are — wait for it — pacifists.)
The ones you want to watch out for are the ones who don’t say anything… the ones who clearly are doing their best to stay calm in an explosive situation.
I don’t know Spencer Ackerman from a hole in the wall. For all I know, perhaps he does know how to fight. But he writes like someone who has never raised a fist in anger in his life… and has watched Rambo II a few times too many.
No doubt one of these days, he’ll come face to face with one of the people he was threatening by name. The conversation will no doubt be interesting.
cheers,
DiB
Spencer Ackerman is like everybody else on Journolist. Very tough in anonymous pussied-up sort of way.
In a bar fight, he’d be awesome at blocking punches with his face. I mean this rhetorically.
Can I get the pointy hat cartoon on a T-shirt
“pimply-faced wiener trying to act all macho” is correct. Why do you think so many of them wear douche-beards? It’s to cover up all the pimples.
And of course it’s an act. Deep down all of these wussy little weasels desperately want to be seen as alpha males. Hell, they aren’t even betas. I’m over 60 and have bad knees and I’d kick the bony little ass of the “pimply-faced wiener”. l I’ll bet he’s never done a full day of manual labor in his [brief] life, nor has he probably ever gotta punished while on the losing end of a fight.
One can only hope he eventually calls out the wrong guy.
I can’t help but chuckle at the notion that liberal journalists know how to fight. Sure, they know how to pick one, but when it comes down to it these little men couldn’t ruffle a bed sheet.
The thing that always amuses me when libertards suggest violence against people who aren’t stooopid has to be the fact that they forget we are considerably more likely to be armed than a tree hugging hippie leftist.
But this kid is now blogging in “DangerRoom”. It’s like all his childhood dreams have come to pass, and he hasn’t had to even brush his teefs.