Archive of entries posted on 8th July 2010

Science!: Is Our Anti-Matter Cold Enough?

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I think the one complaint scientists get the most is that the anti-matter they make just isn’t cold enough. Well guess what? They’ve made it colder! 9.26 Kelvin. That’s just 17 degrees Fahrenheit above absolute zero. That should be plenty cold for anything you need it for!

Wait, what did you say you needed it for?

Oh yeah, I guess for that, you’d need it even colder. Still, I think this will be plenty cold for a lot of people.

Ever since scientists first discovered anti-matter, they were like, “But how do we make this cold?” They tried to put it on ice, but it would just explode since the ice was made out of normal matter. Similarly, blowing on it didn’t work. So then they made a magnetic trap. That worked awesomely. So now they have cold anti-matter and that is pretty… well… cool.

So what do you with cold anti-matter? Well, you get a news story written up about it for one thing. And then you work to make it even colder. Because Science! marches on. And there is no such thing as anti-matter being “too cold.”

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Super Popular Things Democrats Can Run on This Election Year

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Nancy Pelosi thinks it will be a great idea for Democrats to run on Obamacare in November. Similarly, here are some other great ideas of things Democrats could run on:

SUPER POPULAR THINGS DEMOCRATS CAN RUN ON THIS ELECTION YEAR

* Their hatred in general for patriotism.

* How much NASA has helped Muslim self-esteem.

* How they’ve made sure people don’t get oppressed just because they brandish weapons at polls at want to kill crackers.

* How they’ve assured America will live forever in the Guinness Book of World Records under “Largest Deficit.”

* How only the Democrat Party can carry on Ted Kennedy’s tradition of big spending, government expansion, and giving women rides home.

* The continued, down-to-earth weirdoism of Speaker Pelosi.

* How much they’ve talked about doing something about that oil spill.

* How they’ll go after anyone who dares question a public official and will rough them up if necessary.

* That they’re the only party concerned with the political imprisonment of Roman Polanski.

* Some of their most corrupt member are resigning or died, so they need to start working on the next generation.

* Their contempt for the American people.

Some News Stuff

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* Obama assures us there won’t be rationing or death panels in Obamacare, and then tries to sneak in a guy to head health care who said quote, “Rationing is awesome and super cool. I can’t wait to ration health care!” I guess we should just feel lucky Obama is so blatant when he tries to be sneaky like using a recess appointment without trying a regular appointment first. It’s like if he were a robber he dresses in all black the day before a heist and everyone sees him and is like, “Why are you dressed like that? Are you about sneak in somewhere and do something sneaky?” And Obama is like, “No… and so what if I am?” Dumbass.

* Job number one for NASA, as everyone knows, is improving Muslim self-esteem. Job number two: Testing complaints about soccer balls.

* Researchers have found that fish talk to each other. So I think you all owe Aquaman an apology for saying he was full of it.

* CNN fired a reporter for tweeting praise of a Hezbollah leader. It would be nice if news organizations stopped making their primary hires fringe leftists who are completely disassociated from the views and concerns of the average American, but getting rid of the ones who praise terrorism is a start. Anyway, IMAO has a similar policy to let go any blogger who tweets praise of clamshell packaging.

Random Thoughts

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To be honest, to get American freedom, we did have to kill some crackers.

I like the alternate universe John McCain we get during a tough primary fight.

I see libertarianism as more of an ideal to strive for than a workable political philosophy.

I strive to be libertarian, except where impractical. I strive to be nice to my fellow man, except when I have to punch him in the face.

Compromise: We secretly legalize drugs but don’t tell anyone… especially not law enforcement or judges.

I still don’t think kids should be able to do drugs. They’re just not cool enough.

I was intimidated on the way to the polls because someone was outside playing Pantera really loud. Little different.

Accidentally read some of Sullivan’s blog. The Atlantic really should charge a nickel a gander for their freak show.

I don’t watch basketball and don’t know who LeBron James is, but I’m going to go ahead and declare him overrated. He’s certainly no Justin Bieber.

Maybe Obama can go on TV with LeBron and make it an “Unemployed Going Back to Work” special.