* Obama assures us there won’t be rationing or death panels in Obamacare, and then tries to sneak in a guy to head health care who said quote, “Rationing is awesome and super cool. I can’t wait to ration health care!” I guess we should just feel lucky Obama is so blatant when he tries to be sneaky like using a recess appointment without trying a regular appointment first. It’s like if he were a robber he dresses in all black the day before a heist and everyone sees him and is like, “Why are you dressed like that? Are you about sneak in somewhere and do something sneaky?” And Obama is like, “No… and so what if I am?” Dumbass.
* Job number one for NASA, as everyone knows, is improving Muslim self-esteem. Job number two: Testing complaints about soccer balls.
* Researchers have found that fish talk to each other. So I think you all owe Aquaman an apology for saying he was full of it.
* CNN fired a reporter for tweeting praise of a Hezbollah leader. It would be nice if news organizations stopped making their primary hires fringe leftists who are completely disassociated from the views and concerns of the average American, but getting rid of the ones who praise terrorism is a start. Anyway, IMAO has a similar policy to let go any blogger who tweets praise of clamshell packaging.
So, that’s what happened to Cadet Happy.
Well of course we will need rationing of care and death panels in order to create our Great Soylent Green Society initiated by His Majesty Obama.
Can’t support you on clamshell packaging. I have too may cuts and scars from hacking away at product packaging that would frustrate even Wolverine. I buy stuff and then stare at it longingly…so close, but yet so far.
Clamshell packaging pisses me off even more than wild-eyed, dark haired leftist women reporters gushing breathlessly about the latest Israeli atrocity in the Mid-East…(e.g. impounding explosives at their borders aimed at leveling cafe’s and nightclubs).
I have to go now and try to get the lid off of a bottle of Tylenol.
Sure, fish talk to each other. But they still won’t talk to Aquaman ’cause he’s such a dork. Apology denied.
Job number one for NASA, as everyone knows, is improving Muslim self-esteem. Job number two: Testing complaints about soccer balls.
The Joojoob soccer ball was made to just fit in the mouth of a vuvuzela blower. nasa left this out of their study.
Researchers have found that fish talk to each other.
So they can’t hear the vuvzelas.
But clamshell packaging is so super awesome! It keeps all the worthless idiots from injuring themselves and then suing the manufacturer. Clamshell packaging saves the country over 64 billion dollars every year and should be praised much more than manna was by Moses.
Clamshell packaging keeps 3 of our aircraft carriers from sinking.
Imagine what would have happened if BP had just encased the Deepwater Horizon in clamshell packaging.
Clamshell packaging is way better than mylar for preserving our precious comic book reserves.
Chuck Norris is the spokesman for the National Clamshell Packaging Trade Association. ‘Nuff said.
Clamshell packaging is never recycled, is made from oil, and is used extensively in commerce and capitalism. It makes liberal’s heads explode! Will the awesomeness never end?
Remember on the movie The Incredibles when Elastigirl’s new suit was described as “completely bulletproof”? Clamshell packaging.
The black boxes in airplanes are made from clamshell packaging and shoe polish.
In a fight between Aquaman and clamshell packaging, Aquaman would stab himself in the leg trying to cut the stuff open. He would then be eaten by sharks. The clamshell packaging would then trap an entire school of stupid dolphins and that would make the oceans much less risky for our nuclear submarines.
If we could somehow encase Obama in clamshell packaging, it could save our country! Or, at least make it safer for all the buckets in his vicinity.
Ground control to Major Hassan
Ground control to Major Hassan
Take your labneh pills and put your turban on
Ground control to Major Hassan
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may Allah’s love be with you
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one, liftoff
This is ground control to Major Hassan
You’ve really made the grade
And al Jazzera want’s to know whose burqa’s you wear…….
I don’t twit but I like clamshell packaging. I plan to get my house encased in clamshell packaging so it will become impregnable.
“Job number two: Testing complaints about soccer balls.”
Never happen. Even NASA scientists can’t discover a way to be interested in soccer.
* Job number one for NASA, as everyone knows, is improving Muslim self-esteem. Job number two: Testing complaints about soccer balls.
Well, I guess with the Shuttle program winding down they need to find something to do. Too bad it couldn’t be something that has to do with “space”, it’s, like, part of their name, man! I guess we shouldn’t complain too much, Obamarx could have tasked them with spreading the wealth around too.
Whatever happened to those halcyon days when the arrival of a soccer ball at NASA would have prompted a group of engineers to say, “Great!” “Great!” “Let’s find a way to get it into orbit and see what happens.” “Quick, before the Russkies get one into space.”
The recess appointment was a misunderstanding. Recess is that tiem between golf and nap time at the White House.
We should store our democrats in clamshell packaging.
Sp you are saying CNN fired it’s entire staff?
Aquaman is full of Seaman.
Soccer has goal beepers? Rats, I would have watched it if I’d known that. Oh, well, too late now.
Moody had a film about talking fish way back in the 60s. Some scientists are slow, I guess..