Nancy Pelosi thinks it will be a great idea for Democrats to run on Obamacare in November. Similarly, here are some other great ideas of things Democrats could run on:
SUPER POPULAR THINGS DEMOCRATS CAN RUN ON THIS ELECTION YEAR
* Their hatred in general for patriotism.
* How much NASA has helped Muslim self-esteem.
* How they’ve made sure people don’t get oppressed just because they brandish weapons at polls at want to kill crackers.
* How they’ve assured America will live forever in the Guinness Book of World Records under “Largest Deficit.”
* How only the Democrat Party can carry on Ted Kennedy’s tradition of big spending, government expansion, and giving women rides home.
* The continued, down-to-earth weirdoism of Speaker Pelosi.
* How much they’ve talked about doing something about that oil spill.
* How they’ll go after anyone who dares question a public official and will rough them up if necessary.
* That they’re the only party concerned with the political imprisonment of Roman Polanski.
* Some of their most corrupt member are resigning or died, so they need to start working on the next generation.
* Their contempt for the American people.
Nancy Pelosi probably thinks it is a good idea to wear a thong in the bedroom at night with her cadaver partner Helen Thomas and have the lights turned on.
How about how they helped level the playing field in the Middle East by letting Iran get the bomb? Then in 2012 they can run on how they helped level Tel Aviv…
The last point covers it all.
Pelosi is convincing proof the people of San Francisco are total idiots. I hope they do run on Obamacare, with the latest polls showing 60% favor repeal. Go for it, Commiecrats!
I also hope Obama himself does a lot of campaigning for his fellow Commiecrats, though I have feeling based on Obama’s abysmal track record with candidates he’s campaigned for, the smart Commiecrats will want him to stay the hell away.
Helping cash-strapped gulf coast residents by supplying free oil!
Taxes, Taxes, Taxes!!!
Some of us have not finished digesting our lunch. Now I have that mental image in my head, and I don’t have strong enough drugs to remove it.
What if they stuffed Lindsay Lohan into the leaking BP oil well? Then they could take credit for fixing two problems.
Uh, yep, yep, that about covers it.
Will they pardon Alger Hiss too?
Obama’s new NASA czar says U.S.A. will land men on the Sun – (at night when it’s not so hot) – SHOCKING details are at:
http://spnheadlines.blogspot.com/2010/07/new-czar-ali-baba-says-nasa-will-land.html
Peace! 🙂
* That whole gun control thing. Hey, it worked in ’94.
* Run on the democrat’s great history with interns. Kennedy, Frank, Condit, clinton, Studds….\
* Declare a plan to scrap the military. Pelosi would love in.
* Start a new social welfare program for jihadis planning attacks on us. Not fair to leave them off of the trough.
* Stimulating the economy by providing unemployment benefits.
* Eleven percent unemployment: At least it’s not twelve or fifteen percent!
* Not all of the stimulus money went to lining our pockets.
* It’s Bush’s fault!
*Socialism it only killed 250 million people but this time we super promise we are going to do it better.
*Has your church been sued lately for teaching homosexuality is a sin? Vote Democrat for a new era!
*Guns or consitution taking up too much closet space? Vote Democrat for more closet space!
*Vote Democrat because other peoples labor really belongs to you!
*Vote for this white Democrat because other white people who are totally super different are trying to stop you from voting for this white person that we approve of!
*Vote Democrat different skin colors and genders but identical thoughts and opinions!
*Worried that children are treated as more important then cats or trees? Vote Democrat and put children where they belong… more important then conservatives less important then teachers unions!
*Vote Democrat because if we dont have the right to kill babies then the terrorists have won!
*Want less oil drilling but more oil spills? Vote Democrat today!
I hate to say this but……
As bad as the Liberals are, and as bad as thee Obama has screwed things up, I don’t think GOD is done PUNISHING the United States of Amerika! Government payed for Abortions, Idolatry, Government theft, Homosexuality and other perversions encourage by the Gov… I am kinda surprissed that we are still here!
Now don’t get me wrong. I am not saying that YOU or your children deserve punishment by Obamunification! Not at all. You probably deserve better.
But you really have to stop being so selfish.
The Merciful Moloch and Malevolent Messiah Obama the Magnificant is the perfect punishment upon those who happen worship him. He really is. They seriously deserve to be OBAMITIZED! And when you add up the total crimes against Humanity committed by the Obammunites and other Leftists in the last 50 years it would take a whole Army of Obama’s to do the job!
So just sit back and try to enjoy the Liberal Freak Show.
Once Obama is done with them (his own kind) this country will never be the same!
I think he is doing a FINE JOB of proving that Liberalism works (in reverse).
Vote Democrat as we are the only people out there that can achieve gender and race equality for you by putting everyone in gender and race categories and make sure each is treated different, according to thier gender and/or race. Those dumb Republicans seem to think you can get equality by treating everyone the same, for crying out loud…
* How much they have done to stimulate the economy by getting so many people on the unemployment rolls.
@Cilla – Seriously. Now I need a cigarette to burn out my mind’s eye.
* How reassuring it is that all those super competent Czars Obama appointed are handling the depression, national security and the oil spill while he plays golf.
They could run representing all minorities by putting another representative of the KKK in office. Its sad how that minority is no longer represented for the first time since the Reconstruction.
Do you guys lick your own balls? You sound like dogs I hit over the head with a newspaper when they do things bad.