So Andrew Breitbart put up a video yesterday showing some person in the NAACP bragging how she wouldn’t help some poor farmer because he was a honkey (she’s now resigned), but that’s not important. I want you to look at the first image in the post where Breitbart premiered the video. Then I want you to look at the image in this old IMAO post.
Breitbart stole my race card!
That’s mine! I drew it! Yes, I forgot to watermark it with the IMAO logo, but that’s because I’m lazy. Plus, I usually figure the crappiness of my drawings is a natural defense against them being stolen. But not for a schemer like Breitbart (or should I say “Theifbart”) who’s always trying to bring down poor innocent liberals who just don’t like honkeys or only want to help down and out pimps get houses. He doesn’t care who he hurts or whose blog he steals art from.
Well, the liberals are always trying to bring him down, but they can’t because they’re stupid hippies. But now Theifbart has a real enemy. Remember that guy, Glenn Reynolds or something, who I exposed his habits of making smoothies by putting puppies in a blender? I’m going to bring Theifbart down just like that. Plus I’m going to sue for damages of stealing my art: $0.10 financial and $80,000,000 emotional.
And no one better point out I sometimes steal images from the internet uncredited! Of all the crisy I hate having pointed out about me, it’s the hypo kind I hate the most.
I just better not see Theifbart post a stick figure drawing where the hat means Breitbart. THE HAT MEANS FRANK J.!!!
Um, er, Frank? All I got was an error 404 when I went looking for your race card. So where is it? I don’t want to conclude you’re just being a whinny little Chrissy here. Do I have to ask SarahK to slap you around for me?
Or maybe I got the error 404 because Breibart did steal your race card. These Internets are so confusing. If that’s the case, I apologize and please have SarahK slap Breibart for me. God I’m such a woosie.
Try this, Proud Infidel.
The actual post is at http://www.imao.us/archives/001233.html
As pregnant as Sarah K is, i’ll bet she has one heck of a slap about now.
You better watch out, Frank. Breitbart will secretly hang an ACORN IS HERE sign over the IMAO offices and come in filming and then edit the tape to make you look like a ACORN scamster with a fake race card and stick figure. At least that is what the liberals he caught on tape say he did to them. with the help of the CIA. Really.
I just gotta start pruf reading.
The only Andrew I know in real life is relative of mine who was very immature as a child. He once called me a “poop face” and threatened me with, “I’m gonna cut you in half, poop face!”
I’m just sayin’.
Frank, I’ve seen your artwork. You couldn’t draw a straight line if you held a steel girder against your mouse. Fess up, steal-from-innertubes fesser-upper guy!
Nice to know both you and Breitbart go to the same Adult Learning Center Annex for Public Domain Web Art.
You two have something in common. Now go find him and buy lots of beer.
Obama’s race cards are red on white : Communist.
Andrew Breitbart single-handedly takes on the Hollywood communist community. If he uses your card to help do it be proud.
HA! Brietbart is totally busted!
He thinks he’s such a clever boots because he can get high-ranking government officials fired. He thinks he’s so powerful because he can destroy large influential national organizations like ACORN. Just because he runs four major blogs whose combined traffic makes IMAO’s hit count look like flea on a dinosaur – just because he has the big house in Brentwood and millions of dollars and rich & famous friends he thinks he can just walk all over Frank J. Fleming?
You know, Frank, maybe you should just let this one slide.
Laughing at LibertyBob’s line in the original comments:
“Don’t make me come over there and oppress you.”
OK, now we know Breibart stole Frank’s race card. I say we get together, down a few cases of beer, then march of Breibart’s website waiving torches and pitchforks and have a nice, old fashioned mob scene about it. We can’t let him walk all over Frank like that! Only we can walk all over Frank like that.
I think your figures of $0.10 financial and $80,000,000 emotional damages are quite appropriate.
That’s an excellent race card, Frank! So, I apologize in advance for stealing it. Which I will. Soon. Well, not really steal it so much as embellish it. We’ll call it “parody” and call it even! ‘kay?
Or “Inspired by actual events”?
I second Son of Bob, Obviously you weren’t really upset about it but you really should be quite proud. He probably should throw a hat tip your way of course.
Even decent liberals should literally thank the Lord for Andrew Brietbart. Just by stopping Acorn he set back Cloward Piven and the progress to de-legitimize voting by decades. Acorn like the census literally did all the things on a massive scale that the left was convinced Diebold and Cheney spent all night thinking up. I am not saying either of those was flawless but they certainly weren’t the institutionalized massive operations with media cover ups like Acorn and Census was/is.
I was surprised last evening when my wife mentioned this video was front page on FoxNews they are getting better about covering evidence the blogosphere is running for days.
Lots of big stories with video proof never used to even make it on foxnews. This really let the news networks ignore the story.
Is it still “stealing” if’n I give you credit for it? A link?? Both???
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2010/07/race-card.html
I’ve attempted to reply twice, but I’m guessing that my plethora of links sent my post into the ether of /dev/null where spam about landlords resides. So, here’s a shorter version, and I apologize if my other posts wend their way back to this thread.
Breitbart’s not alone. Other gurus of the internets not only appropriated your design, but they also saw fit to “improve” upon it.
Ted Turner felt the black and white, and its allusion to black and white relations, was just too dry, so he en-stupidized it by adding color.
Lacy Libertarian made it all very scary by adding advanced 3-D animation effects.
You should be honored that the official Race Card Politics picked it up, not to mention the Urban Dictionary.
I’m no expert, on anything in fact, but I’d say it’s already in the public domain by now, Frank. All hopes of a big juicy settlement may be dashed.
Proof,
“borrowing” from Frnak, bad
falling obama game, good
Isn’t the real race card the ace of spades?
Wait… I thought the race card was the Joker:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/kyle-drennen/2009/08/06/msnbc-picks-wapo-article-claiming-obama-joker-poster-racist
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Burmashave —
Here’s one for you, c. 1961 south of Bloomington IL:
Weep a bit
For E. Z. Lott
He was lit
His lights were not — Burma Shave
I decided to investigate your allegations. I right-clicked on the image in your archived post and selected properties. My sleuthing revealed that the image had a filename of “race_card.gif”. I then applied my expertise to the image in Brietbart’s post. It carries the filename “race_card2.gif”. Clearly they are different images, and you are trying to horn in on the hard work of your betters. My suggestion is that you close down your site, delete all your archives, and turn over your domain name to the purveyors of midget pr0n, in the hope that one day, though you will not be forgiven, perhaps you can be forgotten.
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I’m not happy with Briebart’s use of Michael Moore tactics but I was amazed how fast this made it to the main stream media when the message was that the right had pulled a fast one with video. That didn’t happen with the faked up video criticizing the tea party as racist.
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I have tape of Andrew Breitbart admitting his homosexuality.
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