Random Thoughts

I’ve looked at the AZ decision and it has a lot of words in it.

So not only does Obama pass unpopular laws, he blocks popular laws other people pass. I don’t think he likes us.

To Whom It May Concern: Shut up, stupid!

10 Comments

  1. Random thought: Pancakes.

    Random thought: Recently, I picked up what I thought to be an orange and took a bite, but it was grapefruit! It tasted like quinine! It has a stupid name. Are grapes not fruit? I like to be thankful for God’s creations, but I hope grapefruit wasn’t his idea.

  2. Marko – you are enitrely right about grapefruit. They sully the good name of grape.

    I have long held a similar grudge against eggplants – they taste nothing like eggs and they make a disgusting omelet.

    Ditto for Dog Chow. Though less awful than eggplant – it tastes not at all like dog.

  3. “So not only does Obama pass unpopular laws, he blocks popular laws other people pass. I don’t think he likes us.”

    Of course he hates us. And so does everyone who voted for him.

    Marko is right on about the grapefruit. Clearly, it is not a grape, and given it’s quinine-like flavor, it sure as heck doesn’t taste like no stinkin’ grape. Grapes and grape juice are delicious, grapefruits and grapefruit juice taste like toilet water. I have it on good authority, my run-amok imagination, that the grapefruit is part of an evil plot by Florida citrus growers who are jealous of the grape and want to destroy it’s good name and reputation. Unfortunately for the evil Florida citrus growers, the grapefruit tastes so bad no one in their right mind will ever confuse it with the wonderful grape. Take that, you evil farmer ninnys!

  4. People say you can’t eat lemons. But have you ever tried tree-ripened lemons? I have, and you can eat ’em like oranges.

    I offer this in defense of the poor, hybrid grapefruit and because lemons go nicely with gin. QED.

  5. -Here is how DC works they take your money keep most of it and then give the rest back to your home state but now with strings attached who then after taking their cut provide some sort of awful service that you could locally pay 1/10 the price of and get many times better service.

    -Government is cheap and easy as long as you do it locally and without unions… Mark Steyn.

    -Can you call a white English teacher a grammar cracker. mmmmm English teacher smores.

    -Socialists have always, always, and everywhere divided and stirred conflict between race, gender, class etc.. as a way to gain political power. That alot of Americans thought a socialist would be a racial bridge, shows how little they understand the history of socialism.

    -The left likes to call videos that make them look bad “inflammatory” I think I will put a bunch of videos on youtube of peoples “inflammations”.

  6. “So not only does Obama pass unpopular laws, he blocks popular laws other people pass. I don’t think he likes us.”

    OBAMA’S PLAN:
    1: Destroy USA
    2: ???
    3: World dictator

    SOROS’S PLAN:
    1: Find ignorant, yet arrogant idiot
    2: Use ignorant, arrogant idiot as puppet
    3: World dictator

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