So Obama goes on The View today. Somehow, I don’t think he’s going to get asked the hard-hitting questions we’d wish people would ask him. You know most of that group is going to suck up to Obama, which will leave the fate of the nation in the hands of Elisabeth Hasslebeck. She’s not exactly a towering conservative intellectual, but compared to the rest of the cast she’s William F. Buckley. Still, I’m not expecting much of interest from this, but here are the questions anyone with integrity should be asking the president if they have a chance:
MY QUESTIONS FOR OBAMA
* Why do you suck?
* No really, what’s with all the sucking?
* Like you’d expect most people to at least learn somewhat and suck less, but you just keep sucking more and more. Why is that?
* You suck so bad, it’s like you’re a black hole, just sucking and destroying anything that doesn’t suck. What’s up with that?
* Yes, I know a black hole doesn’t really suck as it just as the same gravity as any other body with its equivalent mass, but I think you get my meaning.
* No, I didn’t say “black ho.” That wouldn’t even make sense in context. You’re just trying to change the subject, but the subject is how much you suck and that’s what we’re talking about.
* No, we’re not going to agree to disagree. You suck; it’s a scientific fact. Now I want an explanation on national television.
* No, you’re not going to get out of this by crying.
* Really, I don’t care how much you cry.
* Okay, okay. Stop crying. Maybe I was being too harsh.
* No, no. It’s okay. You don’t suck. I was just kidding. There’s nothing to cry about. Bad joke.
* Um… next question… um… The White House, is that a fun place to live?
So Barry, which of the 57 states has the best golfing?
Is that bucket on your head as comfortable as it looks?
Have you given one to Joe bite-me to help prevent his foot from permanently being lodged in his mouth?
* So Barry, I got my car tuned up and I keep my tires fully inflated but we’re still importing oil. What’s up with that?
* Are you looking forward to working with Speaker Boehner and Senate Leader DeMint next year?
* A recent poll shows that rabies is now more popular than you. How does that feel?
* Will you buy a place in Washington or move back to Chicago in 2013?
Dearest leader and beloved emperor Caesar Hussein Obama
1. am I required to Render unto thee Obama the things which are thee Obama’s?
2. will you be bringing your Army into the cities to keep order?
3. is the Senate still powerless to stop you?
4. are you really a god?
* Is it true that you’re the Black Spencer Ackerman?
* Do you often dream about the hands of an Iranian protestor rising from the grave and pointing at you?
* Why did you agree to a debate with Rush Limbaugh’s cat? You’re out of your league, Barry.
Mr. President, permit me to review. The consensus here is that you suck. Could you explain why…
* Your flushing toilet is often mistaken for you speaking?
* When you give a speech, people in the audience feel an overwhelming need to exhale?
* When you give a speech, all outside doors have to be closed?
* Your sucking leads to such foul air in the White House?
*Mr. President, they don’t call you Hoover in honor of the earlier President.
* All I saw on the View was a bunch of girls with thier legs crossed.
*You suck so much they calkl you Monica.
One more thing, Mister President, would I be correct in assuming you have no idea what “June 6th, 1944” means?
Mr. President, when you and Michelle arm wrestle, who wins?
No, you are not being perfectly clear. Who wins?
And afterwards, how long do you pout?
Moving on, you said you’d rather be a great one term president instead of a decent two term president. How do you feel about being a hated and reviled one-termer?
O.K. then, what sort of grade would you give yourself?
(laughing hysterically) No, I mean it. Seriously. That’s only possible if “A” is the lowest grade.
Do they grade on a different scale in law school?
Please don’t look down your nose like that. It makes me feel like Joe Biden.
Jeez, Frank, you were doing so good. On topic and demanding answers to the “why do you suck so badly” then you fold like an acordion and let him off the hook as soon as the whinny little bitch starts crying. You’ll never be the next Larry King if you keep this up.
I suck because that’s what I do! By the way you’re all being investigated….Barry, Large and in charge, Washington DC.
I guess Seinfeld could ask him a question:
“What is the deal with the sucking?”
America get ready. The drug cartels are the Taliban that the United States are going to have to deal with. That is what we get for putting Barrack Hussain Obama in office. The reason he is doing this is that he is getting kick backs from the cartels and his adminitration is getting the kick backs also. When WE THE PEOPLE stand up and take our country back. Obama should be tried and jailed for the crimes he has been part of in destroying our country. But, I am telling you that Mexico is getting ready to attack the United States and our government is letting it happen. Remember when everyone was asleep at the wheel when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. It is all happening again. And for all you weak minded people that support the illegals, pack your bags and move to Mexico. This is going to be a long drawn out war so I do hope that everyone is ready to fight for this country. It is going to be like the Alamo all over again. Mexico want to over throw this country. You can believe it or not. But that is what is happening right now.
Go out and get yourselves prepared for war the best you can. And while you are at it….please pickup some extra body bags for your neighbors that do not think there is going to be a war. I am telling you right now that The United States is at the beginning of a major war and our government is letting it happen. We are going to be just like Pakistan.
We have got to get the Obama Adminitration and all the liberals out of office and prepare for war. It is coming, like it or not. Look at it folks…….Obama has lied about everything he had promised when he was running for office…….He is taking this country into the gutter. Allot of our families and friends are going to die because of the Obama Adminitration. Look at what the cartel is doing in Mexico. It is going to happen right here soon. the Cartel is our Taliban.
I just want to say that I love my country and evryone that lives here. Before the war begins, please say your goodbyes to your family and friends because allot of them will not be here once it starts. I am a veteran and know how it feels to looks your friends to war. It is coming sooner than you think. The cartel has just been given the green flag from the Federal Judge in Arizona. Yes she should be kicked off the bench and thrown in jail for what shwe has done. What she has done is the same as. There is a man at your ddor with a gun to kill you and your whole family and she opens the door and says here kill them all and walks away.
GOODBYE AMERICA AS WE WILL ALL MISS YOU
Nope! I’m not going there! I’m going to keep my 5th grade hilarity to myself! When you start talking “sucking” and “Obama” all sorts of fun stuff starts to churn in my childish little brain…
Ha! As for you Mr. Smarty Pants Mancuso it just so happens I DO know what June 6th, 1944 means…it’s the date Germany bombed Pearl Harbor…a date that will (much like November 4th, 2008) live in infamy! At least that’s what Rahm told me…Barry, Large and in charge, Washington DC.
Germany did not bomb pearl harbor ………………..you need to get off whatever the white house is giving you.
So, tell us Barry, Michelle’s trip to Spain – is it to pick out a place to live after you leave the white house and flee the U.S.?
It’s interesting that the only conservative they could come up with was a girl who’s entire resume consists primarily of being on a reality television show.
I can’t bring myself to watch The View. I think if/when I go to Hell, it will involve being forced to watch The View and/or Obama speeches for eternity. The fact that these two things actually combined in real life has to be some sign of the Apocalypse approaching. REPENT!
June 6th, 1944?
The day the Hidenburg hit that iceberg…? Or, was that the Normandy invasion? I get them mixed up.
So Barry, is it racist to notice you are a blithering idiot?