So more Democrats are running against Obamacare than campaigning on it. It’s just a hard thing right now to run as a Democrat when everyone right now just absolutely hates them. But here is one advantage a Democrat has when campaigning: He can show how much he also hates Democrats by legally beating up a Democrat on stage.
Here’s an idea to give a Democrat a boost in the polls: Walk on stage and say, “I know you hate Democrats for all the horrible things they’ve done under Obama, and I hate them even more than you. And I’ll prove it.” Then he can pull out a baseball bat and start whacking himself in the head shouting, “Take that, hippy! Why won’t you just make this country better by dying! I hate you! I hate you!”
Democrat beats up Democrat on stage — that’s got to be worth at least five percentage points in the polls.
For an even bigger boost in the polls, he could let members of the crowd hit him with the baseball bat instead of beating himself.
Maybe they can follow Daffy Ducks’ example and consume explosives and swallow a lit match.
We’ve gone through the looking glass.
What if he uses a red aluminum bat? Will people think he is gay?
Ref: “Be Cool” with John Travolta as Chili Palmer.
If Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank were to smack each other with spiked baseball bats, I would personally send each of their re-election campaigns $5.00
I know what they can do!
Photoshop a mustache and goatee on all pics taken of them in Congress. Then when they campaign they can say they didn’t vote for any of this crap…it was their EVIL TWIN!
Hey I thought this was supposed to be a humor site.
“Democrat beats up Democrat on stage — that’s got to be worth at least five percentage points in the polls.”????
You’re just stating an obvious fact!
I do like Ernie Loco’s idea …. a LOT.
…meanwhile, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, John Cornyn and the rest of the Republican Party RINO’s are hard at work trying to beat down conservative candidates and resurrect the democrat party from the ashes.
It might not work out so bad. Each whack, by virtue of killed brain cells, would actually increase his intelligence.
Speaking of Daffy Duck, maybe they could show up in a duck suit with a Duck Hunting In Season sign. And then shoot each other. Or atleast deliver a good stomping. Thenthey could say “There, fixed it for you.”
You got me thinking…..maybe instead of primaries, we should just go with a cage match.
Democrats should make Rube Goldberg machine. One that shows their support for gun rights! They’ll fire a .22 at a steel plate and it will bounce around and hit them in the head. No laugh track necessary!
Won’t work! The Democrats will forget to take the buckets off their heads and will wind up just looking stupid. The 5 pt jump will only be with their base.
So if Obama did that, is it because his white half is racist against his black half or because his black half is a violent, New Black Panther sympathizer who is beating up his cracker half for attempting to vote against him? In any case, that would be Must See TV.
Does anyone remember the probs that old commies had trying to run for office after the fall of the Soviet Union?
If campaigns were settled by cage matches, each party would start nominating the biggest, craziest, steroid soaked monsters they could find. Think of Congress filled with scarred, tattooed Ultimate Fighting Championship contestants in 3 piece suits trying to debate Health Care reform or tax policy. It wouldn’t be pretty, but at least CSPAN would be interesting again.
Burma, I don’t recall Teddy having any trouble.
These are Democrats! They have never touched a baseball bat! When you were out playing baseball as a youth, these were the dweebs sitting home reading Marx and Lenin and the Washington Post. They would swing the bat like girls but that might be ok too! It will show America what douche bags we have in congress…