Everyone always says “Don’t use so much paper! You’re killing trees!”
Personally, I like to think of it as “keeping lumberjacks happily employed”.
Seriously, pissing off burly guys with chainsaws is a flawed survival strategy.
Everyone always says “Don’t use so much paper! You’re killing trees!”
Personally, I like to think of it as “keeping lumberjacks happily employed”.
Seriously, pissing off burly guys with chainsaws is a flawed survival strategy.
“This paper is made with 0.5% recycled content. What are you bitchin’ about?”
As soon as you get out of a city, it’s nothing but trees, trees, trees! They’re everywhere. It’s us or them, baby.
Most paper comes from trees planted with the intention of harvesting them for paper. Stop using paper, get less trees planted. Plus, paper companies own and care for land to grow their paper trees. Stop buying paper, they’ll sell the land to golf course developers, homebuilders, etc.
It’s like saying,
“Wah! Stop eating meat, they are cutting down corn, soybean,
and alfalfa plants to feed the animals!!!”
“Oh, he’s a lumberjack and he’s OK; he sleeps all night and he works all day!”
But without lumberjacks there will be one less reality TV show…I don’t think we can afford to have one less reality TV show.
So, Harvey…you see Lumber Jacks as “burly guys”? Is that scary to you or a bit high on the arousal scale (yes I mean in a gay way). I’m sorry but I don’t typically look at a guy and think gee you are sure “burly”… There is something wrong here that makes a manly man like me a bit uncomfortable…
So my comments keep getting moderated…
Is this the End of the End of the End or
The Beginning of the End of the End or
The Middle of the End of the End for USSJIMMYCARTER on IMAO?
I’ve been booted from the best of them for my genius and foul mouth…
Have you been listening to RAY STEVENS HAIRCUT SONG?
I’m a logger!
Son of Bob
It is worse than that I think there are at 3 reality shows about lumberjacks.
So wasting paper saves or creates jobs? I’m surprised Obama hasn’t made this claim.
Instead of the adjective ‘burly’, perhaps you should subtitute the phrase ‘plaid, flannel clad’. or perhaps if you love poetry just ‘plaid clad’