You heard about the “Government Doesn’t Suck” rally, right?
Some people who work for the government are tired of being told they suck.
And they’re right: government doesn’t suck.
Say it with me: government doesn’t suck.
Other things that don’t suck?
- Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night.
- Hitting your funny bone.
- California.
- Massachusetts.
- Being hit in the face with a frying pan.
- Liberals.
- Being hit in the nuts with a baseball bat.
- Barack Obama.
- Michelle Obama.
- Microsoft Windows ME.
- MS-DOS 4.
- Democrats.
- Right turns from the left lane.
- Kos.
- Spam/UCE.
- Keith Olbermann.
- Cats in the house.
- Dogs in the house.
- Phone calls during supper.
None of these things suck. They’re all awesome! And we should organize a rally to support all these awesome things.
Dogs in the house do not suck but living in a progressive liberal utopia sure does, just ask folks in the UK. That’s where we’re headed unless someone can stop this run away train.
Are you kidding. I’ll take a couple of good whacks to the nads with a baseball bat any day over having Barry for POTUS!
Windows Me certainly sucks, but not as hard as Barry.
As someone with an interest in the history of American railroading, I can tell you that the government forcing you to keep unprofitable lines and services open while unionizing you and subsidizing other forms of transportation doesn’t suck either.
And if you do think the government sucks, they will force you to think otherwise. So watch your tone, bucko.
You know what doesn’t suck…me handing over all my account data and a sizable check to a Nigerian Banker so that he could forward me a gob of money!
Paul, didn’t you mean Barney?
No, I meant Barry, as in Barry Obama.
* The Soviet State of Washington
* Nine months of rain
* Ants in your Halloween candy
* Harvey not writing Newsish Fakery any more
* A mouthful of rancid milk
* Biting into moldy bread
Other things that don’t suck:
Alimony
justin bieber
gun control
muslem rules
nancy pelousy
harry reid
getting your hand caught in the chain saw
Yay! Government doesn’t suck! Other things we need more of
– Bad clams
– A dog who puked copiously at 2 AM last night
– McRib Sandwiches
– GMC Pacers
– Berkely, CA and Cambridge, MA
– National debt
– Blue football fields
– Balut (soft boiled eggs) (warning: not safe before or after lunch. Possibly not safe ever.)
– Stories about Democrats pushing a car out of a ditch
– Proctology
– Taxes
– Barney Frank
– France
– TOTUS
– Syphilis
– Health care regulations
– Justin Biebers
– Bedbugs
– Root canals
– The plague
– The United Nations
Wow, that Jon Stewart is so irreverent. He really “speaks truth to power”. I can see why the college kids adore him for his fearless sarcasm…wait, what?…Really? He’s organizing a rally to get on his knees before the democrat congress?…Umm, wow, and he’s asking a bunch of other people to come along and kneel before the democrat congress too?…oh, never mind, he’s just a useful idiot.
With all the support this socialist rally is getting (Obama, Oprah, unions ext.) If they don’t get a million people to attend all dems in office should be forced to resign.
Paul, you also meant Barney. Trust. Ussjimmy, nicely done.
California doesn’t suck. The California government sucks. I mean, you can’t live in San Diego and think ‘this place sucks’. It’s not possible.
The number of people who don’t think the government sucks is directly proportional to the number of people paid by it to exist.
Thomas Jefferson
it is good to know that when real government is re-instated to replace the current imcompetent jellyfish convention, they will not pretend we suck and accuse us of things they would have done if they were in charge.
this time.
A government that robs Paul to pay Peter can always rely on the support of Peter.
Hey, it’s one of our favorite moments when I told my sister to turn left, and she did – from the right hand lane. But it’s probably only funny because I knew the cop and we didn’t get a ticket.
‘dave’ beat me to it…only someone who has never been to california can say that california sucks. for all of its (often exaggerated) problems, it’s a heck of a place to be.
Comon’ Basil. Really? Windows ME?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/sargem/WinMedtop.png
[Windows ME was sent to this earth by Satan to pave the way for Windows Vista. – B.]