So we got these tapes that show Osama bin Laden in his last days and they’re kinda revealing. Apparently he dyes his beard and likes to spend a lot of time watching his appearances in the news. I wonder if in the end that was the real reason for him masterminding terrorism: He’s vain and likes to see himself on TV. So the next one to watch for being a terrorist mastermind: John Edwards.
“He’s always been very careful about controlling his image and here was nurturing his image, watching himself on television in what was the most revealing, most human, least controlled moment of his entire career,”
Sounds like POTUS to me
Thus the wisdom of our Founders, who strove to set up a national system where narcissistic jackholes would be satisfied to become just puffed-up lying crapwagons of the law and not go all jihadi ragnaroky sand weasel on us. If having a bunch of John Edwardses and Barack Obamas around is the price we pay for not having a lot of homegrown bin Ladens, so be it.
Well said Mxymaster.
I would like to point out to Frank that there is no way Edwards has the brainpower to be a mastermind.
Oh No! Once Silky Pony goes rogue there will be no stopping him! He will be schtupping every woman in America! Muwhahahahahahah!
This explains osamas gutsy call to take out usama. The mirror is only big enough for one of them. Bad luck usama, obama had access to just a little more firepower.
Silky pony may have to make the gutsy decision of gel or mousse. Headline North Carolina: Drug stores terrorized by man with great hair! Film at 11.
The videos are lame because we knew Osama was lame. I wanna see pictures of a dead lame-o. You don’t get any lamer than that.
I’m beginning to question some of the intel we’ve been getting. This Osama guy lived in a mansion valued at $1 million, but the entertainment center consisted of a 14″ portable TV, circa 1985? Considering that labor in Pakistan is almost free, and that land costs only a little more, how do you get to $1 million? It certainly wasn’t the exterior or interior design. Mebbe it had nice landscaping.
@Burmashave: $975,000 of the one million was spent on bribes to the local authorities, who despite being Pakistani are direct descendants of Sgt. Schultz (“I know NUH-THINK!”).
We have a president that dyes his gray hair black and likes to spend a lot of time watching his appearances in the news, pays homage to Muslims while attacking Christianity and Israel, and is attempting to destroy the US. Coincidence?
I like the way they started spelling Osama bin laden’s name “Usama” now.
I guess it was the only way they could end the confusion between him and President Ubama.