The usual way to communicate you don’t care about something is to never feel the need to mention it, but I guess that’s too inefficient.
If I ever met royalty, I’d punch ’em in the face. Why? Because I’m an American. That’s what we do.
We didn’t have a bunch of people with wacky hats at my wedding, which made me really stick out.
If not at least half the things you put out on the internet are made up, you’re not doing it right.
Been a long time since I was excited to hear the president speak.
I hear that Osama’s kidney dialysis machine failed to sustain him while he was being incinerated by a hellfire missile.
Always feel a little weird celebrating someone’s death. I’ll celebrate America’s joy.
Just hope Obama doesn’t come out and say, “Sorry, you all misheard; we killed his brother, Steve Laden.”
Personally, I think him being shot is better than being taken out by a drone strike.
There are some reports that Osama’s will declaring he wants to be buried with his favorite pig may have been forged.
Heard Osama’s corpse is being handled according to Islamic tradition. How about after you murder thousands, we don’t respect your religion.
Shouldn’t it be the official PC position that Osama isn’t a real Muslim?
Man, am I being super careful in the second letter of names I’m writing tonight.
Cee Lo Green should record a clean version of the Team America theme for times like this. “America, forget yeah!”
Handling Osama’s corpse according to Islamic tradition — because he was a traditional Muslim?
We seem very discombobulated on what’s showing respect to Islam.
Why are people so quick to declare the war on terror over? That just means all the sooner we’ll start the war against China.
Really, is there a single person saying, “Oh, they’re handling Osama’s corpse by Islamic tradition? Good; I was worried about that”?
They say Osama’s corpse is being handled according to Islamic tradition, but the Koran is silent on him being shoved down a Port-O-Potty.
“Dude, we were totally handling Osama according to Islamic tradition, but then wild dogs ran up and ripped off his head. It happens.”
How long until we can buy a commemorative plate?
Sketch idea: Those assigned to handle Osama’s corpse by Islamic tradition – the Three Stooges.
U.S. Official: Osama bin Laden’s corpse is being handled according to Islamic tradition by specially trained monkeys.
So, the reaction from Pakistan will be interesting.
If I were an ammo manufacturer, I’d be rushing to check if my bullets were used to kill Osama, because that would make a great ad campaign.
If Osama (not Usama, dangit) was not representative of true Islam, then wouldn’t it have been good to the muslim world to have him stuffed, mounted, and put on the wall in a hog pen?
Extra bacon in my sandwich today.
I hope they wrapped him in pig skin before he went “kerplunk” into the ocean. Someone needs to let Aqua”man” know that Osama is dead because I’m thinkin’ he’s cowering in a bed of corral right now!
After listening to Barry last night it sounded like he flew in and went in with the Seals and personally popped a cap in Osama’s ass! Or did I miss something? Lot’s of I I I and ME ME ME!
God Bless our Military and the wonderful Navy Seals! If you want someone dead, these are the guys to hire! They came through again, like they always do!
I’m glad we “treated his body with all respect due a Mooslim”… Ugh?
I truely hope we nailed bin Laden, but the lack of a body to parade around is troubling. W would have held a Rose Garden ceremony holding the pig grease-packed corpse up for the cameras and said “WE got ’em!”.
A muslim respectful disposal was just wrong.
What wedding? Was there a wedding? In England? Was it sharia compliant?
I hope they come out with those cheesy quarters The Osama Memorial Quarter set, with paper stickers on them with Osama’s picture on them! That would be sweet!
Can you imagine the look on Osama face when Satan laughs and says “You believed that virgin thing?!”
Remember in the movie “Snatch” where it was explained about the efficiency of half-starved pigs in disposing of a corpse? Perhaps Osama had been filtered through the bowels of a few swine before being dumped into the Potomac.
I won’t believe any of this until I see Osama’s long-form birth certificate.
I ate a little extra bacon this morning in celebration. Bacon yummy.
If I were the Pakistani government, I’d be keeping my head way down right now. They make too much of a stink about the US “illegally” “invading” their country, and we’re gonna start to wonder how long Osama’s been taking shelter in Pakistan… and how he’s done so unnoticed… near a Pakistani military academy.
“The officials, all of whom spoke to CBS News on condition they remain anonymous, said care was being take to ensure bin Laden’s body was handled in an “appropriate manner” according to Islamic custom.
Muslim practice calls for the body to be buried within 24 hours. An assumption is that Saudi Arabia, where his family lives, won’t accept the body. U.S. officials said bin Laden was buried at sea.”
That just makes me sick. Why do we care about the traditions of men who not only commit mass murder, but use women as shields.
@EdthePastor I realize you’re just making a joke, but you realize Satan isn’t going to be in charge in Hell right? He’s just another… for lack of a better word, “inmate.”
May all of Bin Laden’s virgins look exactly like Janet Reno…except the ones who look like Helen Thomas…and may they all have the voice of Nancy Peloise.
I just hope they didn’t dump him anywhere the tuna might eat him. Blech!
Aren’t there laws about dumping disgusting things in the ocean?
Of course, if the tuna did eat him and I ate the tuna, then I could stand atop the litter box and proclaim “I come to bury Bin Laden…”
And large, barbed phalli.
Dang, ZZyzx, I dern near lost my bacon. I didn’t know weather to laugh hardily or chum in my mouth a bit.
Recorded somewhere in Pookistan:
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Candygram.”
“Oh. Just a minute.”
sound of door opening
BANG!
zzyzx: May all the virgins look like Mr. T and talk like Barney Frank.
Wouldn’t it have been great if the Seals had shoved a can of SPAM up his wazoo before dumping him in the ocean? I wonder if he left an oil slick?
The reason it took so long for this operation (started last August) was that they had to get EPA approval to dump the corpse (not corps) into the ocean.
Hope he was substituted for a goat in that afghan polo game before being disposed of.
He was buried at sea so that when Americans go to the beach, it’s easy to piss on his grave.
“Just hope Obama doesn’t come out and say, “Sorry you all misheard; we killed his brother, Steve Laden.””
Ha, ha, silly Frank. You’ll never hear Obama say he’s sorry.
Really, is there a single person saying, “Oh, they’re handling Osama’s corpse by Islamic tradition? Good; I was worried about that.”?”
Yes, Berkeley residents, university professors, most of Hollywood, and at least three-quarters of the American media are. And, since most of those same people are “truthers,” you have to wonder how many think that an innocent man was just killed.
On board the USS Skaneateles on duty in the Arabian sea.
The choppers land and the Seals depart in a hail of HUZZAHS! The ship’s doctor arrives and brings the body to the morgue. After 15 to 20 minutes of examination, photographs and documentation (and several acts of necrophilia) the identity of the corpse is confirmed and documented and proclaimed ready for burial at sea… but only after Admiral Fred Thompson enters the morgue with the ship’s cook and proclaims “OK boys, now that that’s done wrap his A$$ in BACON and let the Motherfu**er sleep with the fishes.”
end of story
Osama is too old to get virgins. He gets old hags, instead.
Well, better lay off the seafood for a couple of months.
“It says here we’re supposed to bury him facing Mecca”
“I’ll Mecca you, porcupine!”
CLANK
“Woo woo woo woo!”
Zounds, I love a good smiting. I’ll celebrate that.
“We’re offended and angry, and just because we knew where Osama was doesn’t mean that we know where Zawahiri is. So there.”
Moe: Get over here pudding-head! I’ll put the body in the drum, and you fill it with that rotten pork sausage the boss told us to get rid of.
Is bacon-stuffed pinata at a pride parade an Islamic Tradition?
I believe tha actual tradition is to put the corpse on a plane and fly it into the tallest inhabited tower in the region, thereby solemnly entombing it under thousands of tons of debris.
I like knowing the last thing that went through Osama’s mind.
I heard that one of the helicopters they used broke down and had to be left behind (after being exploded – to keep it out of enemy (Pakistani?) hands).
Amidst all the celebrations over a job well done back on the aircraft carrier, I wonder if anyone had time to have a word with the aircraft maintenance tech who certified that bird ‘mission ready’?
Steve Laden? I thought it was well known that his name is Hasn’t Bin Laden.
# Hutz says:
May 2nd, 2011 at 7:22 pm
I like knowing the last thing that went through Osama’s mind.
I’m guessing lead
“The usual way to communicate you don’t care about something is” to put your hand under your chin, nails up, and flick it outwards. At least that’s what Antonin Gregory Scalia does.