Put the guitar up on the pool table so the baby would stop going after it. Now the cat has started playing it. Were just sitting in the living room minding our own business, and then comes this perfect strum from the other room. Maybe she can accompany keyboard cat.
My favorite part of Sports Night is the end song because Buttercup always dances to it.
Watching Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe from RiffTrax. With a name like that, I think it’s going to be funny.
Man, I’ve gotten spoiled writing columns for the internet and not having to edit for length.
When trimming for space, the funniest jokes are always the easiest cuts.
You could probably trim all my columns downs into a two paragraph, coherent, serious argument.
Would love if 9/11 were a partisan free zone, like the actual tragedy was that day for 99% of Americans.
Anyway, I love all you Americans, even the left-wing nuts. It’s a great country. I will continue to work to be worthy of it.
Key tip for keeping one’s sanity: Have many other things in your life more important than your politics.
I was in Florida during 9/11. So wanted to do something to help, but was so far away. That evening, the American flag flying out front our apartment complex had fallen off in a storm. A friend and I looked up on a Boy Scout website how to properly fold the flag and went out and retrieved the flag. Most we could do.
What used to take a month’s travel, takes only hours by plane — while just feeling like a month’s travel.
Excellent NY Post column, Frank!
Funniest thing I ‘ve read by a “Political Humorist” since that parody
economist Krugman, who writes for another New york paper.
They sure love their political humor in the big city, dont they?
You could probably trim all my columns downs into a two paragraph, coherent, serious argument.
Well, that’s two paragraphs and one coherent, serious argument longer than an Obama speech would be if it were trimmed down.
Keyboard Cat, Guitar Cat, and Crazy Baby. I think you have a band there.
Dancing Baby, storm.
Why is that?
“Anyway, I love all you Americans, even the left-wing nuts. It’s a great country. I will continue to work to be worthy of it.”
That’s fine, just as long as realize up front that the “left-wing nuts” don’t love you, and will do everything they can to silence you or, if possible, lock you up for not agreeing with them.
You could probably trim all my columns downs into a two paragraph, coherent, serious argument.
Except for the “coherent, serious” part, yeah.
I kid. Your two paragraph argument is much more coherent and serious than most. Frnak J for Preznit!
9/11 was America’s Fault! Face turns read and stamps teeny tiny little feet!!! We all got what we deserved because Bush, Cheney and Halliburtin were in charge!!! Shakes tiny little fist as face turns bright red!!! Now we have a real President who unders…well…who is real carin…well who seems to want to help the litt…IT’S ALL BUSH’s FAULT!!!
Anyway, I love all you Americans, even the left-wing nuts.”
That sounded really squishy, Frank, like you’re gearing-up to be a politician or a campaign manager.