Obama’s favorite subject is science, but he’s not very good at history or math. Or science.
If your wife catches you with the Playboy with the Meghan McCain interview, don’t claim you were reading it for the articles.
I’m so glad my wife is a stay at home mom since that means she’ll be able to sign for my iPad delivery today.
So you could sell one share of Apple stock to buy a 32GB iPad.
We’re going to have problems with gas prices when our single largest supplier of oil is a country that hates and wants to destroy the us: Canada.
If you haven’t read The Hunger Games, you’d think a book about competitive Hungry Hungry Hippos wouldn’t be compelling, but it’s quite good.
“We’re going to have problems with gas prices when our single largest supplier of oil is a country that hates and wants to destroy the us: Canada.”
Wait…Obama is Canadian?
You also don’t want to admit to “reading” it for the pictures either. Your best bet is probably to claim that you just wanted to support the magazine publishing industry since they’ve fallen on hard times recently with dwindling sales and you appreciate what they do because they cut down so many trees and that makes hippies cry.
I didn’t say that was a good excuse, just probably your best excuse.
Does Bella fall in love with a hippo now?
I’m wondering why Obama wasn’t aborted in 1961… Communist mother and father, etc. He must have been the greatest inconvenience on them.
Is it too late now?
McCain’s daughter is a perfect example of someone with no talent or skills, trying to live off the fame of a parent.
[Is that a subtle dig at me, Old Man? -Ed.]
“If your wife catches you with the Playboy with the Meghan McCain interview, don’t claim you were reading it for the articles.”
There is no excuse for reading Playboy, or any other publication, that contains a Meghan McCain interview.
Hey… I’m a little short this month… Could I borrow a share of Apple?
I’m pretty sure the only way Bella would go for a hippo would be if it was sparkly.
Sorry, but yes, we’re on top.
Cheers