In my new column for PJ Media, I explain how Obama is helping us get a stronger economy.
People think that when the economy is suffering, you need to be nice to it and help it. Maybe hug it when it cries. Obama knows you have to resist that urge. When the economy comes to him broken and bloody, pleading for help, he says to it, “You think things are bad now?” Then he puts his foot on the economy’s throat and says, “Now let’s see you survive this!” And then he laughs at it maniacally to make it mad so it will fight back.
* Obama compared the GOP to the people who told Columbus the earth is flat. I.e., he’s now comparing the GOP to made up straw men of a different era. Actually, the people who told Columbus not to go were saying Columbus did his calculations wrong and the world was wider than he thought so there was no way he’d be able to sail to India. So the people against Columbus were the ones correctly questioning his math… which is a good analogy for the GOP versus Obama. But if Obama ignores the GOP, I doubt he’s going to do anything as good as accidentally discover a new continent. We might discover new numbers when our debt keeps increasing, though.
* Young Americans care less about the environment now. I guess after decades of saying the world is going to end in ten years, people eventually stop listening. It’s like those preachers who keep predicting the Apocalypse and then keep revising it. I mean, this environmental doomsday stuff was scary when I was a kid, but we’re all kind of wise to it by now.
Yay next generation! Now pull your pants up.
* It’s the Paul Ryan campaign video!
Well, I guess a preview for his budget plan. Man, wouldn’t it be nice to have someone like him in the presidential race we could actually get excited about. Then again, getting excited about politicians is just the path the heartbreak. Maybe it’s better to have someone like Romney who we’re extremely suspicious of from the beginning.
* Crowder has a new video! Well, a preview of his video coming out Monday about mixed martial arts and New York:
* And, because it’s Friday, here’s every face punch in Roadhouse.
Now there’s a movie that should get a new modern remake. With even more punching!
“Yay next generation! Now pull your pants up.”
Recommend they remove their heads from their rectums first.
[You want them to be worried about global warming? -Ed.]
“Young Americans care less about the environment now. ”
Yes, just like we did 40 years ago after the hippies did the “hug a tree”, “save the earth”, “let’s all recycle” crap the first time around and we figured out that recycling a Coke can didn’t save the world, it just gave the government an excuse to charge a 5-cent recycling charge. It gets so tedious watching the same nonsense go full-cycle for the second time around. Just like watching the kids who weren’t around for Jimmy Carter getting all excited about Obama because he had “great new ideas.”
Man, that’s a whole lot of face-punching. It’s like IMAO and all its commentators at an Occupy movement. Good times….
Only if it’s warmer outside than inside, Ed, which, of course is possible, but not likely. Their pumped-up, young metabolisms must account for why they think they’re so hot, the narcissistic, over-sexed greenhorns. I was never like that… um… at least not that I can recall… which isn’t much these days it’s so long ago… Where the hell are my teeth??
(I’m going to rapidly exhaust my limited, daily supply of adjectives and adverbs.)
so obama is really friedrich nietzsch? who’d a thunk it.
According to sources on the interwebs, pain does indeed hurt.
“Where the hell are my teeth??”
Sorry Jimmy, I was using them for a sanding block. Let me just dust them off here.
Hey! Guess what I discovered! FrnakJ writes a column in pajamas or on someones pajamas, or something like that. Yay Furnak!!11!!
“Young Americans care less about the environment now. I guess after decades of saying the world is going to end in ten years, people eventually stop listening.”
Most REAL Americans quit listening 40 years ago. Thats why easterners have no jobs, no money, and no hope. They just keep listening to the tree huggin scumbagger, frog lickin, tofu eating, soap avoidin, unpunched hippies.
Oh dude, into the dustbin of moderation again. I am getting really good at that!
RON PAUL!!11!!
Plenty, you got moderated because you spelled scümbagger wrong.
The correction spelling of ‘scümbagger’ is ‘scümbagger’. Don’t forget that!!
)Remind me to quit lending you my teeth.(
Red Letter Media!
I wish they’d do a Plinkett review on the Obama presidency, lol.
Public service announcement: Watch Roadhouse only with RiffTrax. You’re welcome.
Does it worry anyone else that the commenters at PJMedia seem to think Frank is… serious? Do we need to hold Sarcasm and Irony seminars? Or are we doomed?