Random Thoughts

Is the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert related to Wolverine?

I just read about Michael Bay and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and would like to register my outrage.

You can’t make them aliens because then they wouldn’t be “mutant,” they’d be “aliens.” This should be obvious to thinking people.

In a more just world, Michael Bay would make his living by getting hobos to throw empty cans at his head. He’d be very good at it.

Americans should respond to Obama approving building half the pipeline by giving him half the votes needed for reelection.

The perfect thing about Rage Against the Machine is how the lead singer’s voice makes him sound like an angry little kid.

Having my new iPad for a few days now, I say it’s about 60% more futuristic-seeming than iPad 1.

So if they found a non-vaginal way to do the ultrasound, everyone would be happy with the law because that’s the issue here?

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  1. “So if they found a non-vaginal way to do the ultrasound, everyone would be happy with the law because that’s the issue here?” So what exactly are these people afraid of? If these are just tissue masses why is it a problem if the mother sees them.

    I personally think they should have to watch the abortion procedure. Watch as the baby tries in vain to escape the death probe. That’s what turned a woman named Abby Johnson who worked in Planned anti-parenthood into a pro lifer.

    Seems only fair to me.

  2. Which half did Dingdong approve? The Canadian half? Moron.

    Nothing is ever done by this administration because of what it is; only what it looks like. The only thing real is the a–h—-dom involved.

    Gr.

  3. Maybe we can just force women to actually hold the child after it’s born and _then_ they could decide if they still want an abortion… Only then we could donate the “tissue” to a loving couple and call it adoption.

    Win Win!

  4. If you’re getting your throat swabbed to check for strep, you have to sign a form that says that you’ve been informed that throat swabbing causes DEATH in .0000001 cases in a gazillion. What is the problem with a procedure that informs the patient that it causes DEATH in every single instance, and sometimes TWO DEATHS?

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