Don’t know if this was ever a real thing or not, but Lordy how I want one:
The Ali Blah Blah Defense Vest
UPDATE: Circa 1929. Much like landing on the moon, this is another futuristic wonder we are forced to tell our children is something that only existed in the Long, Long Ago.
Harvey sad now.
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Fear not Harvey…the upside of no more moon landings is now you too can buy one of these from the government at cut rate prices. So…be the first kid on your block to own one…… http://www.retronaut.co/2011/03/us-gov-surplus-space-suit/
Sorry, the cost of the sun glasses is not included.