Green Eggs & Ham: Obama Version Posted by Harvey on 10 July 2012, 7:08 pm Something my wife scraped off Facebook for me:
I have actually eaten green eggs and ham. They tasted like regular eggs and ham…with green food coloring. Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with food coloring, so I can’t make a poem about my experience. Reply to this comment
When I was pregnant with our first child, my husband offered to fix me a fried egg sandwich. He put blue food coloring on the egg, but the yolk broke and turned the whole thing day-glo green. One look and I couldn’t eat eggs for months. Reply to this comment
I have actually eaten green eggs and ham. They tasted like regular eggs and ham…with green food coloring.
Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with food coloring, so I can’t make a poem about my experience.
When I was pregnant with our first child, my husband offered to fix me a fried egg sandwich. He put blue food coloring on the egg, but the yolk broke and turned the whole thing day-glo green. One look and I couldn’t eat eggs for months.
I always hear the voice of Johnny Rotten in my head when I read Dr. Seuss.