[High Praise! to Iowa Jim]
Couple things strike me as odd about this story:
According to London’s Telegraph, “South Korean intelligence sources” say the woman is Hyon Song Wol, a singer “who used to front the Bochonbo Electronic Music Band” and “responsible for a string of hits that included ‘Footsteps of Soldiers,’ ‘I Love Pyongyang,’ ‘She is a Discharged Soldier’ and ‘We are Troops of the Party.’ Her popularity peaked in 2005 with the song ‘Excellent Horse-Like Lady,'”
First, what’s a cute girl like that doing with a fat dork like Un?
Second, those song titles read like the soundtrack to an Obama fundraiser – possibly the one Sarah Jessica Parker held.
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“First, what’s a cute girl like that doing with a fat dork like Un?”
Probably a slightly more attractive option than 3 generations in a hard labor camp. She probably vomits in her mouth a little each time he touches her.
Probably a wise career decision on her part to date the only fat guy in a country of mostly starving people.
Second, those song titles read like the soundtrack to an Obama fundraiser – possibly the one Sarah Jessica Parker held.
Sarah Jessica Parker is probably the inspiration for the song “Excellent Horse-Like Lady”.
I’ve just noticed that the singer’s name is an anagram of “Only Owns Hog”. Coincidence?
Not to cast aspersions on Dear Leader’s (theirs, not ours) manhood but she was fairly certain that she’d remain a maiden even after they had relations.
She also had two minor hits with “Tickle Me With Your Nuclear Missile” and “I Love You More Than Kimchee”. Can’t wait for the boxed set.
She also did covers of:
“Starvin’ for Your Love and the Death of Reactionary Tendancies.”
“Dying for You and The Great Revolutionary Victory.”
“Shakin’ My Boo-Thang On The March Forward.”
“First, what’s a cute girl like that doing with a fat dork like Un?”
Whatever he tells her to do if she knows what’s good for her.
Excellent Horse-Like Lady. I can’t parody that.
She could be his sister. They look a lot a like (or is that R@%ist).
They are a cute couple though. Too bad their country sucks. Maybe they will change that. He could.
As young as they are they could rule North Korea for the next fifty plus years! Why not do it right?
Hmm, they could match the music of Heroes; “…and you, you can be mean, and I, I’ll drink all the time,…”
What’s she doing? Securing her meals for the next decade!