Kim Jong Un’s Mysterious Girlfriend

[High Praise! to Iowa Jim]

Couple things strike me as odd about this story:

According to London’s Telegraph, “South Korean intelligence sources” say the woman is Hyon Song Wol, a singer “who used to front the Bochonbo Electronic Music Band” and “responsible for a string of hits that included ‘Footsteps of Soldiers,’ ‘I Love Pyongyang,’ ‘She is a Discharged Soldier’ and ‘We are Troops of the Party.’ Her popularity peaked in 2005 with the song ‘Excellent Horse-Like Lady,'”

First, what’s a cute girl like that doing with a fat dork like Un?

Second, those song titles read like the soundtrack to an Obama fundraiser – possibly the one Sarah Jessica Parker held.

12 Comments

  1. “First, what’s a cute girl like that doing with a fat dork like Un?”

    Probably a slightly more attractive option than 3 generations in a hard labor camp. She probably vomits in her mouth a little each time he touches her.

  2. Second, those song titles read like the soundtrack to an Obama fundraiser – possibly the one Sarah Jessica Parker held.

    Sarah Jessica Parker is probably the inspiration for the song “Excellent Horse-Like Lady”.

    I’ve just noticed that the singer’s name is an anagram of “Only Owns Hog”. Coincidence?

  3. She also did covers of:

    “Starvin’ for Your Love and the Death of Reactionary Tendancies.”

    “Dying for You and The Great Revolutionary Victory.”

    “Shakin’ My Boo-Thang On The March Forward.”

  4. She could be his sister. They look a lot a like (or is that R@%ist).

    They are a cute couple though. Too bad their country sucks. Maybe they will change that. He could.

    As young as they are they could rule North Korea for the next fifty plus years! Why not do it right?

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