Via The Examiner:
In a tweet sent out Sunday, the campaign showed President Obama and Vice President Biden high-fiving under the headline “Dynamic Duo.”
Ok, that’s one possibility.
Here are some others:
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1) Abbot & Costello
2) Laurel & Hardy
3) Brian & Stewie
4) Thing 1 & Thing 2
5) Chip & Dale
6) George & Gracie
7) Jules & Vincent
8) Master & Blaster
9) Sauron & Saruman
10) Lenny & Squiggy
11) Those freaky albino dreadlock twins from “Matrix: Reloaded”. I forget their names. Did they even HAVE names?
12) Cake & death
13) Two by two, hands of blue
14) Boris & Natasha
15) Fred & Ginger. Not the dancers, the creepy slug-like creatures from Splice.
16) Timon & Pumbaa
17) Jay & Silent Bob
18) R2-D2 & C3P0
19) Harold & Kumar
20) Bert & Ernie
21) Statler & Waldorf
22) Lenny & Carl
23) Ren & Stimpy
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I was going to mention Paris Hilton & her purse-chihuahua, but then I remembered that Tinkerbell can speak in public without stuttering.
Aquaman and Mermaid Boy
Anthony Weinder and his camera
Michelle and french fries
Michael Moore and lard
Liberals and Hypocrisy
Keith Olbermann and crazy
Modern-day “feminists” and the demand for “free” birth control
Nancy Pelosi and a botox-filled syringe
Ren and Stimpy. “Stimpy! you eediot!”
Wayne Gretzky and Mark Messier
Dudley Do right and his horse
Don Cherry and Ron McLean
How could you have forgotten Dumb and Dumber!
Bah!
Gingers and AWESOMENESS
Ted Kennedy and his car
the older I get, the more I sympathize with Statler & Waldorf
Dr. Evil and Mini-Me
Harry & Lloyd.
Turner & Hooch
Ace & Gary
Stalin and Trotsky
Plo Pot and Mao
Julius and Ethel Rosenberg
Benedict Arnold and John Andre
Adolf Hilter and Eva Braun
Radioactive Man and Fallout boy
Beavis & Butthead
Cheech & Chong
The Wonder Twins
Shaggy and Scooby (or Scrappy and Scooby Dumb)
Sid and Nancy
Bill Clinton and Interns
Me and You, and You and Me
Toddlers and Tantrums
Jekyll & Hyde
Dorian Gray & Picture
Herman & Lily
Cloward & Piven
Joe Biden is not worthy to share the same universe, much less the same tagline, as the lovely and charming Gracie Allen. Besides, she ran for President on the Surprise Party ticket in 1940, not the Democrat ticket. (Anyone who could take 42,000 votes from the Democrat/Socialist FDR purely as a publicity stunt is a goddess in my book.) Unlike Biden, her empty-headed cluelessness was an act.
Showing my age: Mutt & Jeff
Can’t be George and Gracie.
Gracie was not dumb like Biden, she just looked at things from a unique perspective. Biden might be like one of her cousins she would talk about.
Obama is no where close to patient and nice like George.
Not Dudley and his horse either.
More like Snidely Whiplash and Homer
Wesley Mouch and James Taggart
The Toxic Twins
Flotsam and Jetsam Those nasty eels from Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’
Heckle & Jeckle
You forgot Darryl and Darryl (and their slightly more intelligent brother Larry).
IMAO and sarcasm
Death & Taxes
How about Achmed and… not Peanut, but the really dumb one whose name I can’t recall?
#30 – Denise,
the one who’s always “drinkin’ beer and watchin’ NASCAR”?
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Will & Grace
Death and Taxes
“Moonbat And Throbin” http://im41.com/archives/10714
How about Bobo and Little Devil from “Nothing but Trouble” ?
Obama: Urkel … Biden: any contestant from MontyPython “Upperclass Twit of the Year”….(pick one)…
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=upperclass+twit+of+the+year&mid=3A01424E8979CD81B5F43A01424E8979CD81B5F4&view=detail&FORM=VIRE1
Why in the h.e.double-hockey-sticks did it take 15 comments to hit the low hanging fruit of “Beavis and Butthead???????” Are IMAO users to high-brow for that?
Ralph Cramden and Ed Norton of “The Honeymooners”?
Captain Steve and Dirty Judy from KFMH? ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KBEA-FM ) Sorry, that was without a doubt, the very best radio station to listen to in the history of time, when I still enjoyed music radio. Especially on my drive to Reserve Drill that started at 4:00 AM – they played the more energetic stuff then.
Crap, I misread the question. Neither of my selections work, because they were only entertaining.
Kang and Kodos
Ambiguously Gay Duo!
The Master Cylinder (or the Professor) and Rock Bottom
Gog and Magog
Apollyon and his sidekick, Doofus
Screwtape and Wormwood
Yogi and Boo-Boo
Plugs ‘n’ Jugs (ears)
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Dem and Demmer (FIFY hadsil!)
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
Jabba the Hutt and Salacious Crumb
Emperor Ming and Prince Barin
The Emperor Jones and Smithers
Oh yes, and…
Burns and Smithers