Wisdom of the Day: Knight Stealing Felony

From Chase Mitchell:

Every time The Dark Knight Rises drops 1% on Rotten Tomatoes, another fat guy with a pony tail falls past my window.

From David Burge:

Obama’s base: people too lazy to do their own stealing.

From Political Math:

Woman calls Obama a “monster”, Romney: “That’s not a term I would use”. Wish Obama would say that about “felon”.

2 Comments

  1. “Woman calls Obama a ‘monster’, Romney: ‘That’s not a term I would use’. Wish Obama would say that about ‘felon’.”

    She’s pretty much right. When you boil it down, Godzilla — ever the lovable big green Keynesian — created shovel ready jobs by destroying cities, and both have an irrational but insatiable drive to destroy all power lines. Where they part ways is Godzilla’s destruction of subway cars full of frightened passengers versus Obama’s mystical and at times passionate love for mass transit systems devoid of passengers.

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