that the public schools had deterioriated to the point where the average American couldn’t see past the propoganda and rhetoric to the false premises underneath.
Obama won a bet ……with Jimmy Carter. He bet he could be a worse president than Jimma’, in less time, alienate more people and quadruple the national debt. He won-we lost.
That he could spend five trillion US deficit dollars in the form of domestic stimulus in the space of just four years and still create a second recession.
It IS an accomplishment of sorts, you know. According to all mainstream economic theory, Obama’s feat was impossible. Spending that much should have boosted economic growth to 5-6% per orthodox economics. You have to pick and choose your spending very carefully to achieve such a monumental negative multiplier on your stimulus.
The press always told us he was scary smart. I’m scared.
…he destroyed it in three years.
He placed everything on “lose”.
…he ate the whole dog in under five minutes.
…when he was dared to go out with the Klingon girl. But looking back, could it really be considered a “win”?
…and who would have thought that someone named after both Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden could get himself elected President of the United States.
…but it still took over an hour to get the bucket off his head.
…and Michelle had to go to London without him.
…and the Constitution hasn’t been seen since.
…Biden had to kiss Michelle goodnight.
…and Joe Biden’s tongue has been stuck to the flag pole ever since. (i know, this joke would work better in winter. sue me.)
…but I still say NOBODY can eat 50 eggs!
…and Joe Biden was forced to watch an hour of “Firefly.”
…and the taxpayers ponied up the dough.
“I betcha I can get elected president and redistribute all your money.”
It was tough going but he still jogged all the way to the drinks kiosk at Martha’s Vineyrad.
…and Biden has to dance the Macarena at the Democratic National Convention.
…and he did the Whole 8 ball before passing out! Paaaarrrrtyyyy!
That George W. Bush really is stupid. He nominated John Roberts.
Obama won a bet . . . that someone else made.
Well, he really lost bit then shouted ‘you didn’t win that!’ and ran away with Joe’s favorite Lego guy.
and the rest of us lost.
…and Biden had to shave Michele’s back and bikini line. ((((((shudder)))))
…that he could be a one term president and lose to a boring white Mormon.
President Obama won a beta male contest.
And he didn’t even make it himself.
“Obama won a Bet”
no …
“Obama won Kenobi”
no …
“Obi-wan Kenobi”
That’s better.
in 2008 and we’ll be paying off forever.
President Obama won a bet… It turns out you CAN fool some of the people all the time.
President Obama won a bet… Joe said its corn dog, Obama said its cone dog.
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…worse than Carter…by a longshot!
President Obama won a bet… Involving a reefer and the Oval office, he made with the choom gang.
… that he could spend 100,000 times more than Monty Brewster and still have nothing to show for it…
…if you can afford movie tickets, go see the true story of Brewster’s Trillions
Person: No one could possibly be more incompetant than Carter is they tried!
Obama: We’ll see about that!
Person 2: No one could be more curropt than Nixon and stay unimpeached!
Obama: Sounds like a challenge…
Person: Clinton is the only one that arrogant that could also put up with Hillary Clinton.
Obama: *rubs hands and cackles*
Damn there are some keepers on this thread.
That no matter what Biden says, democrat voters will still be convinced he’s brilliant.
. . . Nancy Pelosi’s ears really did touch in back after her most recent facelift
. . . with Biden that the receiver would still be in-bounds on the instant replay
. . . that ATF could move hundreds of firearms into Mexico and lose track of every single one; Brian Terry had to pay
That the American people wouldn’t ask or notice what he’s changing America into.
…that he could play more golf in his first term than all the other Presidents combined.
…when he sank below absolute zero on the zero scale.
that the public schools had deterioriated to the point where the average American couldn’t see past the propoganda and rhetoric to the false premises underneath.
that he could give Chris Matthews a whole body tingle.
that he could make American’s appreciate the Carter Administration.
that he could find his way back into the White House in less than five tries.
that no one could tell the difference between this Bo and the one they served last week.
That it was impossible for him to speak without lying. He said “you’re on. I lie constantly”.
Obama won a bet ……with Jimmy Carter. He bet he could be a worse president than Jimma’, in less time, alienate more people and quadruple the national debt. He won-we lost.
He had 5 Kings – The King of Hearts, King of Spades, King of Clubs, King of Diamonds, and himself.
He had 4 Queens – Michelle, Nancy, Hillary, and Perez
…that he *could* make it back inside the White House though that window!
That he could spend five trillion US deficit dollars in the form of domestic stimulus in the space of just four years and still create a second recession.
It IS an accomplishment of sorts, you know. According to all mainstream economic theory, Obama’s feat was impossible. Spending that much should have boosted economic growth to 5-6% per orthodox economics. You have to pick and choose your spending very carefully to achieve such a monumental negative multiplier on your stimulus.
The press always told us he was scary smart. I’m scared.
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