[High Praise! to The Gateway Pundit]

Full disclosure: I don’t like “precocious kid” videos. And I *really* don’t like sophomoric pop garbage like Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”.

However, against my better judgment, I clicked “play”, and was pleasantly entertained. What the kid lacks in ability to stay on key, he more than makes up for in infectious charm & enthusiasm, and whoever wrote the lyrics avoided the lazy parodyer’s crutch of only altering the lyrics in the chorus once.

In short, I liked it.

Individual results may vary.

[CAUTION: The horrible sophomoric pop garbage music behind the lyrics may stick in your head a while. It’s catchy, like foot fungus in a health club shower stall.]

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Exit question: can anyone make out the title of the book on his nightstand at the very beginning?