Good News Out of Chicago Posted by Harvey on 9 January 2013, 8:00 am According to FBI statistics, bank robberies in Chicago have doubled in the last year. Sure, that sounds bad, but think of the economic stimulus when the robbers spend the money.
I heard the economy gets the equivalent of $1.50 for each $1.00 stolen in a bank robbery. Reply to this comment
Yeah, but the only thing people buy in Chicago are ski masks and black market bullets. Too bad raising taxes on ski masks is racist or their problems would all be solved. Reply to this comment
I know this is satire, but it sounds disturbingly like how some liberals think economics actually works. Reply to this comment
Chicago, the model for Obama’s New Improved America 2.0
Here I thought maybe they had burned it down for the insurance money.
I heard the economy gets the equivalent of $1.50 for each $1.00 stolen in a bank robbery.
But hey, the murder rate has only tripled! So there’s that!
Yeah, but the only thing people buy in Chicago are ski masks and black market bullets. Too bad raising taxes on ski masks is racist or their problems would all be solved.
I know this is satire, but it sounds disturbingly like how some liberals think economics actually works.