Random Thoughts: Dummies, Sexism, and the Mail

I don’t know if Republicans are ready to follow through on this new stance against dummies in government.

This filibuster is very mean to Hagel who, judging by his earlier testimony, is probably extremely confused and has no idea what’s going on.

After a two week period with no Secretary of Defense, we automatically go to war with everyone as a precaution.

Obama: “The Republicans in the Senate are setting a bad precedent by blocking a giant dummy from an important cabinet position.”

I have a very sexist attitude toward dames.

I’ve enacted a minimum wage for myself much higher than the one made by the government. You want Frank quality, it’s going to cost you.

Seriously, though, don’t fall for the “don’t be sexist” trap. If you treat a woman the same as a dude, she will punish you for that.

It was kind of Christiany that the only day the USPS wouldn’t deliver mail was Sunday.

You disagree with me on a political issue so I will project everything I hate onto you.

I write jokes everyone can enjoy/ignore.

So there’s this new digital comic coming out from DC where Superman does nothing but punch gay people into the sun?

8 Comments

  1. “Seriously, though, don’t fall for the “don’t be sexist” trap. If you treat a woman the same as a dude, she will punish you for that.”

    Galquida, enslaving you to open their doors and buy them drinks while espousing how “equal” they are to men.

  2. “Seriously, though, don’t fall for the “don’t be sexist” trap. If you treat a woman the same as a dude, she will punish you for that.”

    That’s so true. I learned a long time ago that asking to borrow a woman’s car so I could take a hot slut out on a date is apparently “not acceptable.”

  3. As a dame I resemble that remark. I too resemble skirt, doll and broad. I used to call my children brats as a term of endearment (also crumb crunchers, knee biters and linoleum lizards not to mention the politically volatile ashtray dumpers) so I’m not the best person to ask.

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