So many great responses to this one, Keln had to give up on picking the best and just hand out a fistful of participant ribbons.

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “While playing golf with Tiger Woods, Obama…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.