Dating myself – shmoos were occasional critters in Lil Abner – they would do anything to please people, including jumping into a frying pan and tasting like whatever you wished for. They gave themselves away like Obama gives our money and services our money buys away. Shmoos (shmoon) were portrayed as evil due to how they affected people. This country needs Li’l Abner, again.
…Anatomically Correct Man, when he shows up, you’re screwed.
…Political Correctness Man, make a Poptart into a gun shape, face the full force of justice gone insane, unless you are disabled with dyslexia and call it a nug.
Straight Line of the Day: If Obama Were a Comic Book Supervillain, He’d Be… just as useless as he is now. And just because Community Organizing doesn’t qualify as a super-power, it ALSO doesn’t count as a Super-Villain ability.
He’d be… ..The MOLE!
but instead of being a Super-Villain he is a Super-Hero Marxist Mole of the Communist Media, the Communists in Hollywood, the Communists in Europe and the Communists in the Democrat Party.
the staple in spine of the comic book, with the one tab bent the wrong way, and the other poking out, so it doesn’t hold the pages in place, and pokes you in the finger when you try to read it.
You Didn’t Build That Man, able to denigrate hard working entrepreneurs across the country with a single slander, and get away with it with the help of his sidekick, Lame Stream Media boy.
Girlie Man!
Faster than a slow moving golf ball.
More powerful than a Justin Bieber.
Look … on that girl’s bicycle … wearing a padded helmet and a p%p eating grin … its …it’s … our President!
Obamhotep the Mummy… his minions would follow him mindless chanting… Obam to tep… Obam ho tep… Obam ho tep (sorta like they do now)
The Obumbler… with his sidekick, MalarkyMan (Joe Biden)
Oquaman… evil, and slightly less relevant than Aquaman.
BO-man
Bowman
Superfluous
The Bus Driver: “Under the bus with you! You’ve inconvenienced me for the LAST TIME!”
Buck Passer, Dodger of all Responsibility
…dropped by the writers after a couple of appearances because he’s too unrealistic — even for a comic book.
…Waffleman.
Straightforward, horrendous, easily identifiable. Eats whole waffles with a single bite. Run!
(As a minimally-cultured commenter, I know practically zip about supervillains.)
The Flyin’ Hawaiian, invading golf courses around the world.
…a shmoo.
Dating myself – shmoos were occasional critters in Lil Abner – they would do anything to please people, including jumping into a frying pan and tasting like whatever you wished for. They gave themselves away like Obama gives our money and services our money buys away. Shmoos (shmoon) were portrayed as evil due to how they affected people. This country needs Li’l Abner, again.
@ tomg51 says:
March 11th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
The country’s in the very best of hands. 😉
“The Dufer!” Doin’ crime until tee time.
“Dr. Obsequious” It ain’t a crime if I think I deserve it.
“The Corpse Man” Killing the economy was only the beginning!
…as two-dimensional as he now is a president!
The Taxinator
……Incompetent Man and his sidekick Gaff Boy
……Irrelevant Man and his sidekick Blunder Boy
and finally
Darth Malpractice and her lacky Half and Half Guy
@Arkady #7…. or that could be Buck Dodgers in 24th and 1/2 trillion deficit
The Killer Drone.
…Articulateman. He’s clean but in your heart, you know he’s E.V.I.L.
…The Bamboozler. He drinks the brains of women and children!
…The Hoodwinker. Get out! GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE!
… evil Aquaman
… Karl Marx
… Killface from Frisky Dingo
… trick question – “supervillain” implies a level of ambition and competence Obama could never achieve.
.. the Taxman
Given his campaign style, his sequester performance, and his general build: The Scarecrow!
MomJeans, Destroyer of the American Way
“I will not stop until every patriotic American is dead – OF SHAME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
… exactly who he is now.
The Waffler: hard to pin down; takes no firm position; constantly changing; almost impossible to explain, even by MSNBC!
The Death Paneler – after all, having affordable healthcare coverage is just the slowest way to die.
….pursued relentlessly by TeaPartier
The Jester (complete with half black/half white costume) and his sidekicks The Yeti and Jumpin’ Joe.
Froward man
(Yes, I meant froward)
Stimulous- flying about, hither and yon, stimulating randomly and to no real effect.
…The SlumLord, able to ghettoize a building in a single tax hike.
…Zero Amendments Man, “That’s right puny citizen, you have no rights but you better remain silent if you know what’s good for you”.
…Anatomically Correct Man, when he shows up, you’re screwed.
…Political Correctness Man, make a Poptart into a gun shape, face the full force of justice gone insane, unless you are disabled with dyslexia and call it a nug.
Gay Man! He has the power to perform gay marriages. But only in gun free zones.
…captured and sequestered Anybody in the first comic.
Straight Line of the Day: If Obama Were a Comic Book Supervillain, He’d Be… just as useless as he is now. And just because Community Organizing doesn’t qualify as a super-power, it ALSO doesn’t count as a Super-Villain ability.
Captain Choom and the Choomobile
…..she’d be DarkWookie
He’d be… ..The MOLE!
but instead of being a Super-Villain he is a Super-Hero Marxist Mole of the Communist Media, the Communists in Hollywood, the Communists in Europe and the Communists in the Democrat Party.
The Pink Enervator! (Sucks life energy from every economy he can contact) (also a bad D&D monster)
@17: More on your theme:
…HELLFIRE Man and his Psycho-Bitch From HELL.
…embracing his true nature.
Gozer
…the archenemy of Captain America.
…a hero and you would be a racist for making him a villain.
…no different than he is now.
President.
the staple in spine of the comic book, with the one tab bent the wrong way, and the other poking out, so it doesn’t hold the pages in place, and pokes you in the finger when you try to read it.
…Able to do all his shopping in the feminine hygiene aisle because he is really just a ….. Man. (Written by Self-censoring Dude)
…Walk Softly And Carry A Big Teleprompter Guy.
…HalitosisMan, who with his sidekick Joe Steppin’ In Poo are out to raise a stink.
Worst supervillain I ever heard of was a Batman baddie called “The Ten-Eyed Man”. He had eyes on the ends of his fingers.
Think in terms of how you would wipe after a dump.
…really, really, REALLY bad at it.
Mom Jeans Man, able to leap a stalk of arugula in a single mince and skip.
Throws Like a Girl Man, able to 3 bounce a pitch from less than 90 feet from home plate.
You Didn’t Build That Man, able to denigrate hard working entrepreneurs across the country with a single slander, and get away with it with the help of his sidekick, Lame Stream Media boy.
Sequestration Man, able to shoot a stream of BS from his mouth at any moment.
TelePrompter Man – who, sadly, could be rendered completely powerless by a simple power outage
Um-Er-Ah-Um Man, who is the alter ego of TelePrompter Man during said power outage.
Slow clap for #25
tomg51 says:….pursued relentlessly by TeaPartier
And a standing ovation for #27
rodney dill says: Froward man
(Yes, I meant froward)
Northstar.
subdued by his archnemesis — BindersFullOfWomen Man
The Choomerang
…the ambiguously guyish man of steal, the Loophole Nukin’ Nazi.
…Guy Who Looks Like A TIE Fighter Wearing Golf Shoes Man, who with his sidekick Reggie LoveBugger keep other golfers from teeing off on time!!!!!!
Bizarro Reagan.
It wouldn’t end with “Man”, I’ll tell you that.
False Hood – he robs from the rich and lies to the poor
Harvey, this is just too hypothetical.
…a WIMP.
well if they have to be actual superheroes….
Mister Barackzptlk (he’s wreaking havoc and nobody seems to be able to figure out how to make him go away)
Hypno-Hustler (no explanation required)
Kiteman (cause after smoking choom he’s high as a …..)
Condiment King (cause dogs…obviously)
King Zarkon from Voltron (always blaming his failures on others)
That effeminete guy from Team Rocket
The Hamburgler
Paper Cut.
The Redistributor
Card Shark – with an entire deck of nothing but race cards.
The Ditherer
The Sequestrator
The Fundamental Transformer
Choomer-Doomer
The Skeeter
…Buzzkiller Bob, he harshes your high while he lives the high life on the taxpayers dime.
…Never had a real job, Job Robber.
…Kool Klucks Kooppooper, he’s kinda black but the blacks in the South are freer than those up North, for now anyway.
…Stacked Deck Stanley, all his cards are race cards and he’s double dealin.
…The Sheepherder, pulls the wool over your eyes.
…Drone Star Cowboy, it’s Brokeback Mounting and you are always in range, out on the uhhhh, range.
Oblivian!
(That final “a” isn’t a typo, by the way, and do I really need to go into detail regarding his powers?)
Two – Face of course…. one side Alfred E Neuman and the other side Howdy Doody
Turd man-because everywhere he goes, he raises a stink.
….Destroyer of The Western World
The Coyote’s sidekick. (Roadrunner). The Coyote is much smarter than BHO.
Worthless Man
POS man and his cohart lard_ass woman or something
Mushroom Man – keeps us in the dark and feeds us $#!+.
…the one in the bargain bin.
…the worst supervillain ever! (said in Comic Book Guy’s voice)
…portrayed as the hero because of all the liberals in the comic industry.
BaconWaster
-really, can you get any more evil than that?
blank pages man
Girlie Man!
Faster than a slow moving golf ball.
More powerful than a Justin Bieber.
Look … on that girl’s bicycle … wearing a padded helmet and a p%p eating grin … its …it’s … our President!
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