Doctors warn that a chemical found in everyday cosmetics and household cleaning products may be responsible for an “epidemic” of painful skin allergies.
And all this time I thought it was just the thought of Obamacare making my skin crawl.
Doctors warn that a chemical found in everyday cosmetics and household cleaning products may be responsible for an “epidemic” of painful skin allergies.
And all this time I thought it was just the thought of Obamacare making my skin crawl.
“I’m afraid you have noxious eczema — Noxema, for short.”
If you encounter a rash after using Obamacare, please discontinue use and call your doctor. If you still have one. If Obamacare gives you hives, shingles, creeping crud, cooties, boogers, blackheads, whiteheads, purpleheads, or Oliver Cromwell roundheads, discontinue use. If you have an election that lasts for four or more years, see your doctor. Do not taunt Obamacare. Use only as directed. See our informational 5,423-page booklet on using Obamacare properly and making it part of this complete breakfast.
“Do you use after-shave?”
“Yes, Doctor.”
“I see. Just aother tragic case of Mennen-gitis.”
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“No, Ma’am; you’re using it wrong. Read the label more carefully — it’s called Aqua Velva.”
Myself I use copious amounts of ‘Maiden Oil’ and find it works,… wonderfully.
** It’s totally organic and self-replenishing.
** You can find it almost anywhere,….. sometimes it’s right under your nose.
** Virgin-Maiden Oil is the best, but try finding some……
** If you find a rich, natural source it’s really cool and all that, but just try to get it into a bottle……..
“love that Joker”