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  1. HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…

    will be determined by an impartially selected panel of judges. (Sorry, I think I laughed so hard I coughed up a lung. Is that covered?)

  2. HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…

    … will get an automatic Lifetime Achievement Oscar.

    … will be played – as a loop – in all doctors’ waiting rooms and hospital emergency rooms.

    … will be used as anesthesia for all Obamacare surgeries.

    … will be broadcast on ABC, CBS and NBC – as proof that watching TV makes kids stupid.

    … will be bundled with free Obama-phones.

  3. … Gives ’em the old razzle dazzle
    Razzle dazzle ’em
    Give ’em an act with lots of flash in it
    And the reaction will be passionate
    Give ’em the old hocus pocus
    Bead and feather ’em
    How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

    What if your hinges all are rusting?
    What if, in fact, you’re just disgusting?

    Razzle dazzle ’em
    And they’ll never catch wise!

  4. … will have to be aniimation — live footage of pro-Obamacare scenes will prove impossible to find.

    … will have lines around the block, waiting to get in. Wait, that’s hospitals.

    … will find its award unilaterally delayed by Obama.

  5. …will feature nothing but cute kittens.

    …will be blamed for violent attacks against US Embassies.

    …will probably feature nothing but a slowly spinning graphic and a soothing voice over repeating the phrase, “This is the health care you are looking for.”

    …is Lindsey Lohan’s last chance at a comeback.

  6. “Where have all the doctors gone, long time passing?
    Where have all the doctors gone, long time ago?
    Where have all the doctors gone?
    Gone to graveyards, everyone.
    Oh, when will they ever learn?
    Oh, when will they ever learn?”

  7. HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…

    …has to be watched in order for you to know what’s in it.
    …the Wonderful Wizard of AHCA. When you get to the end, it’s revealed that the man who duped a whole citizenry into believing he was wise and all powerful is really a scared pathetic man who is actually pretty useless who then escapes in a hot air balloon.
    …was a porno named “Bend Over, and Get It Good and Hard”.

  8. HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…

    … will be the basis for the pilot – for the revival of “The Twilight Zone.”

    … will form the story line for an action video game: “Cared to Death.”

  9. …will reveal the truth, those 27 year old kids at home still on your health plan that nobody has seen for a while, are what we call really, really late term viable candidates.

    …will most likely just be that old MST3K episode with Joel doing a voice over on a training film for autopsies.

    …will be the one to best portray the policy of no longer treating infected wounds as a cost saving gangrene energy plan.

  10. …will be a doc-u-mentary showing how more patients and less doctors is cost cutting using supply and demand rules.

    …will show Chris Christie’s last yearly check-up with a somber voice at the beginning saying “This is not a warning, this is an actual fat guy who failed to follow Michelle Obama’s advice”.

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