Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
… producer can use the prize money to offset about half of his increased health care costs.
… will also be optioned off to become an NBC mini-series.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
gets a waiver.
… will also be awarded the Joseph Goebbels memorial trophy.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
cannot include either Matt Damon or Ben Affleck.
… will still only use part-time workers to avoid the law’s provisions.
will be named ‘ZombieLand,’ Don’t let a little thing like death slow you down.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
gets a cash prize equivalent to the number of cheeseburgers eaten by Michael Moore in one year.
…will in no way resemble the actual facts.
will be called “The Triumph of the Will.”
…will blame Bush for any start up problems people have with ObungleCare
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
gets free proctological exams for life!
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will have the most tasteful use of the phrase “Death Panel”.
…will most definitely NOT have a rodeo clown in it wearing an Obama mask.
… will air 24/7 on ABC, CBS, CNN, and NBC. There will be a tax for not watching.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will go straight to DVD.
… will even have Michael Moore saying, “they just made all of that s**t up!”
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will also be the automatic winner of Best Picture at the 2014 Academy Awards.
… will result in a lawsuit filed by Cuba for plagiarism.
… will, oddly enough, NOT be blamed for anti-Obamacare demonstrations.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
gets COOKIES!
…will have a tasteful introduction by john roberts.
… has already been made. “Deliverance.”
…will actually be an IRS training film
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will be determined by an impartially selected panel of judges. (Sorry, I think I laughed so hard I coughed up a lung. Is that covered?)
The winning video will earn _____________ for the cast and crew.
ObamaCare waivers
The Nobel prize
An Academy award
…will come preloaded on Obama-Phones.
… features the AFLAC duck, with a nice orange sauce reduction.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will probably be sued for copyright by the makers of the “Saw” series.
…can be found in your local video rental store in the fantasy section
… scores the production team custom-tailored brown shirts.
…will feature Mitt Romney and John McCain with a sh!t-eating grins.
…will be too expensive to release do to obamacare costs.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will be required viewing Citizen, for your own good.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
… will get an automatic Lifetime Achievement Oscar.
… will be played – as a loop – in all doctors’ waiting rooms and hospital emergency rooms.
… will be used as anesthesia for all Obamacare surgeries.
… will be broadcast on ABC, CBS and NBC – as proof that watching TV makes kids stupid.
… will be bundled with free Obama-phones.
…will show “healthcare” being provide by the same efficient, friendly folks who staff your local DMV.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will NOT include those nude scenes featuring Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama.
… Gives ’em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle ’em
Give ’em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give ’em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather ’em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you’re just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle ’em
And they’ll never catch wise!
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will be leaked by Julian Assauge.
…will come bundled with a pitch for Amnesty as a total “jobs package” – and the GOP will support it.
…will win the for Oscar best dictatorial debut.
… will have to be aniimation — live footage of pro-Obamacare scenes will prove impossible to find.
… will have lines around the block, waiting to get in. Wait, that’s hospitals.
… will find its award unilaterally delayed by Obama.
…will feature the proclamation “Certainly your most private data will be kept confidential! We are the GOVERNMENT, you can trust !”
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
has already been made. http://youtu.be/arCITMfxvEc
…will depict thousands of fat, diseased Americans feeding a public troughs being medically saved.
… will be titled “As Long As You Don’t Get Old or Sick, You’re Not Screwed! (Yet.)”
… will be called “Euthanizing Grandma: Getting Her To ‘Take One For the Team'”
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
already has a sequel. http://youtu.be/52EEzBNn48g
…will self-destruct in 2016 as a Mission Impossible trailer.
… will have the theme from M*A*S*H playing as background music.
…already exists as a feature film
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067217/
… is called “Health Care Audits: Get Two Proctological Exams for the Price of One!”
… is called “Voting Democrat Is Good for Your Health: A Chicago Story”.
…is a six-second loop of Obama saying “If you like your current coverage, you can keep it”.
… is entitled “Detroit: Healthcare 2014”
.. will be a musical: it’ll win the Oscar for best Koreagraphy.
… will be featured at a special screening for Congressional staffers under the title – “Here’s what we saved you from!”
. . . will be shown on the SyFy channel. Sharknado injuries will be covered.
…will actually be a campaign ad for Hillary Clinton.
… will feature George C. Scott in front of a huge Cuban flag saying:
“No bastard ever won this award by dying for his country; he won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country!”
… will be screened for the White House under the title – “Healthcare for the little people.”
… will be screened for the Democratic National Committee under the title – ‘Thank God There is One Born Every Minute!’
…will feature Nancy Pelosi as the first Obamacare recipient with her doctor saying, “We have to treat you to see what’s in you.” And the audience will then gasp, “No change! NO CHANGE!!!”
… has already been made: “No Country For Old Men.”
@63: he should hit her knee with a giant-sized gavel.
@55 jw:
Or: “Doctor Detroit”
@66: Or Doctor Dolittle.
…will feature nothing but cute kittens.
…will be blamed for violent attacks against US Embassies.
…will probably feature nothing but a slowly spinning graphic and a soothing voice over repeating the phrase, “This is the health care you are looking for.”
…is Lindsey Lohan’s last chance at a comeback.
“Where have all the doctors gone, long time passing?
Where have all the doctors gone, long time ago?
Where have all the doctors gone?
Gone to graveyards, everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?”
… will be a PPACA lies.
…has had the following titles suggested:
* Appocalypse
Nowdelayed until 2015* The O-men
* The Sixth Obamacare Provider’s Sense (he sees dead people)
* The Crying Game
* Oblivion
… will wonder where HHS got the money, in this time of belt-tightening, draconian sequester cuts.
…will feature IRS agents as good guys sporting M-4’s.
…cannot be played on a Region 1 DVD Player.
… will have to carry an R rating, what with Biden continually calling it “a big F’ing deal” and all.
… could therefore be called “Stupak and Biggie.”
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will need to wait until 2017 to be viewed.
… will, no doubt, be Obama’s present to Queen Elizabeth whan she becomes Britain’s longest-reigning monarch.
@66 @67
or the Terminator
… was going to feature Iron Man, but unfortunately (according to NBC News) he is busy running Egypt right now:
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/08/20/20101408-iron-man-takes-helm-at-muslim-brotherhood-after-egypt-arrests-leader?lite
…will feature Joe Biden recalling that “paying taxes is patriotic.” And Obamacare is a tax according to SCOTUS. Ergo…
…will star Bradley Manning as a portion of his Community Service requirement.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
…has to be watched in order for you to know what’s in it.
…the Wonderful Wizard of AHCA. When you get to the end, it’s revealed that the man who duped a whole citizenry into believing he was wise and all powerful is really a scared pathetic man who is actually pretty useless who then escapes in a hot air balloon.
…was a porno named “Bend Over, and Get It Good and Hard”.
…is the one where the patient doesn’t die in the end.
…will cause riots in Tripoli, Iowa and Cairo, Illinois for being offensive to American sensibilities.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will cause George Washington and Thomas Jefferson to spin uncontrollably in their graves.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
will be suspiciously similar to the 1984 Apple Macintosh Commercial.
… will star as the scapegoat for “Bengazi the Musical.”
feature the “Keeping their insurance ‘cuz the like it” players
…with kathleen sebelius as the wicked witch of the west
#85: +2
… a three year exemption from the Death Panels.
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
… will be the basis for the pilot – for the revival of “The Twilight Zone.”
… will form the story line for an action video game: “Cared to Death.”
Soylent Green
The Day After
Hannibal
All three are great metaphors for America in general, and medical care under Obama and the Commucrats.
…will reveal the truth, those 27 year old kids at home still on your health plan that nobody has seen for a while, are what we call really, really late term viable candidates.
…will most likely just be that old MST3K episode with Joel doing a voice over on a training film for autopsies.
…will be the one to best portray the policy of no longer treating infected wounds as a cost saving gangrene energy plan.
…will be a doc-u-mentary showing how more patients and less doctors is cost cutting using supply and demand rules.
…will show Chris Christie’s last yearly check-up with a somber voice at the beginning saying “This is not a warning, this is an actual fat guy who failed to follow Michelle Obama’s advice”.
Will actually be a recruiting program for replacements for all the docs who are leaving the system and new docs not enrolling in schools
…. was a slideshow titled ‘The After-Life of Julia: Night of the Starving Zombies’
… features Dean Winters (as ‘Mayhem) “I’m the death panel bureaucrat assigned to your case, and I’m having a pretty spectacular Tuesday…”
HHS is offering cash prizes for the best Obamacare video. The winning video…
… will be shown as a double feature with the ‘Innocence of Muslims’ by Nakoula Basseley Nakoula.
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