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Whoop de doo! Me gettum Cookies!
I question her judgment!
Walruses don’t need cookies. They eat fish.
Word of advice? Never, under any circumstances, get between a Walrus and his cookies.
I’m sorry, Walrus. I was wrong.
According to Wikipedia:
“The walrus has a diverse and opportunistic diet, feeding on more than 60 genera of marine organisms, including shrimp, crabs, tube worms, soft corals, tunicates, sea cucumbers, various mollusks, and even parts of other pinnipeds.[42] However, it prefers benthic bivalve mollusks, especially clams, for which it forages by grazing along the sea bottom, searching and identifying prey with its sensitive vibrissae and clearing the murky bottoms with jets of water and active flipper movements.[43] The walrus sucks the meat out by sealing its powerful lips to the organism and withdrawing its piston-like tongue rapidly into its mouth, creating a vacuum. The walrus palate is uniquely vaulted, enabling effective suction.”
Mmmmm. Clams.
But I don’t see cookies mentioned in there! and I can only imagine consuming cookies by withdrawing one’s “piston-like tongue rapidly into your mouth, creating a vacuum.”
We guard our cookies. ThHink we would let some stupid researcher onto our stash? Nature abhors a vacuum, so we must fill it with cookies.