If Chicago would’ve gotten the 2020 Olympics, Obama would’ve given some stupid speech full of maudlin cliches.
Tokyo got ’em, and so a pop group featuring guys in suits doing intricate slow-motion choreography does a little song & dance while giving folks a tour of Tokyo hot spots.
I’m glad Tokyo won.
Sushi Bacon to these fellas:
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Delightfully amusing
I was expecting them to transform into a giant robot at the end.
Is there a number big enough to express how many times better that is, than one of Obama’s stupid speeches full of maudlin cliches?
Lord, no! They don’t make numbers that big.
Wait, sushi bacon? I must have this.