I’ve been trying to access the Obamacare website, and it’s actually been kind of entertaining. You never know what you are gonna get. Here are some of the things I encountered while trying to apply on the website:
- I’m not sure, but I think I ended up with reservations at Motel 6
- I had to pay 15% more for my car insurance
- I happened upon some inappropriate selfies of Kathleen Sibelius
- A live feed opened up that allowed me to spy on the NSA
- The internet filters at work blocked the site claiming it was perceived as a DNS attack
- It reset all the passwords on my computer, forced the default browser to Internet Explorer and changed my homepage to Amazon’s listing for The Audacity of Hope
- I ended up at this bizarre page where I was told I had been selected to be enrolled in the special Logan’s Run plan
- For some reason, it wouldn’t accept my application until I entered in my credit card, bank and eTrade account numbers and passwords
- When I tried the Spanish site, the first thing it did was offer me a complimentary social security number, birth certificate and driver’s license
- It offered me a subsidy if I agreed to be something referred to as a ‘Congressional living organ donor’
- Whenever the website stalled, a window would pop up saying, “The website is experiencing difficulties because it is Bush’s fault you stupid racist.”
I gave this five stars but would have given it more. Very Harveyesque.
Jimmy, maybe it is my inner narcissist, but I would prefer it if you referred to Harvey’s work as Lactosesque. See how that just smoothly rolls off the tongue. Much better 🙂
Lactose, I’ll remember to do that, next time I see Harvey produce a list like yours!
🙂
Oh, oh.
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“I ended up at this bizarre page where I was told I would I had been selected to be enrolled in the special Logan’s Run plan” hold out for the Soylent Green plan
… the ones with the bite marks are hard.
Wait, this isnt one of those straight line things is it?
Say… is Lactose trying to usurp my position as “figment of Frank’s imagination”?
Anybody know if Pres Bush hurt himself the last couple of weeks laughing over opama performance over obamacare the Saudis, the war Vets merkel and whatever