Okay, I’m tired of the shutdown now. I ran out of things to say about it and now I need some new news — the next big disaster. But something new this time. Like maybe the Obama administration will put Biden in charge of building a dam with hilarious results — if Biden’s done web designing for Obamacare, that is.
Anyway, I hear talk of a third part because half the Republicans are pretty useless (while the other half don’t really seem to know what they’re doing — what are we trying to accomplish with the shutdown again?). I don’t know about a third party (though I’ve argued before that a fourth party might be a good idea). Still, if we’re going to make one, I want to help come up with a name. Here are my ideas so far:
* The Don’t Touch My Stuff Party
* The Hippie Punching Party
* The Totally Not Extreme Party
* The Anti-Treadists
* The Super Ultra Freedom Party
* The “Shut Up, Losers!” Party
* The We Have Lots of Guns So Don’t Piss Us Off Party
* The Anti-Moochers
What are your ideas for a name for a third party?
The Wrath of Con’s?
The People’s Front of America.
BYOB Party
The Anti-Party Party
… the Publican Party
… Parody Parity Party
… the Jet-Pack Party [people would join up just to see what is involved]
The Sovereigns
The Unalienables
The Go Ahead And Make My Day Party
The Bloody Stumps
The Original Intent Party. If and when members become wishy washy or power humgry, they wil be excommunicated so they can join the repubs
The Kiss My Big American Butt Party
The Get Your Cotton-pickin’ Hands Out Of My Wallet Party
Hey, you kids — get the hell off my lawn party!
I saw we kick all the establishment types out of the GOP, keep that party.
We also get the frothing lunatics to kick the establishment Dems out of that party and then the crazies (Like MSNBC, CNN, NY Times, etc.) can keep the Dems.
Let the establishment types form the third party, they can call it the Better Than You Party.
You know Boehner, McConnell, Pelosi and Reid like each other a lot more than they like anybody who votes for them.
Molon labe Party
Why are we abandoning the founding document and not calling the party Moon Nukers?
I’m listening to the fracking song! Party
The Sons of Liberty
Declaration of Liberty Party
The RINO Hunters
The Groucho Marxists (platform: “Whatever it is, I’m against it . . . “)
the Anti-Wig party
“None Of The Above” (hoping to appear last on the ballot)
The Smart Party With Right Ideas About Everything
The Live Free Or Die Party
The Don’t Tread On Me Party
The Blow Their Heads Off Party
The Government of Laws Not Men Party
the American Wage Earner Security, Opportunity, Morality & Enterprise party
… Then, newspapers would have to write things like “This was countered by Rep. Smith (A.W.E.S.O.M.E. – TX).”
Honey, I Shrunk The Government Party
Cute Fluffy Kittens Party!
The We’re Done Party
The Our Goose Is Cooked Party
The Up A River Without A Paddle Party
The Sold Down The River By The Mainstream Media Party
The All Your Monies Are Belong To Us Party
The Not Politics As Usual Party
(Hey, is this today’s Straight Line Of The Day? I smell cookies.)
Wolverines!!
I don’t know….but it’ll probably be in another language.
Given the press it would get it should be called, The No we are not goldrun Nazis Party.
The Tater Salad Party(tm)
The Scrape Them Off The Soles Of My My Shoes Party
“Congress”
The Team-Oriented Government Administrators.
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Party on Garth!
The Republic Is Dead – Long Live The Republic – Party
The We’re As RINO As John McCain But Don’t Give Us Healthcare Laws And Make Us Open The Clamshell Package To Use Them Party.
The YGDLATSOTE!!! Party
The Swim Party – If you like swimming, you better get your ass wet!
The “Anti-John McCain, Mitch McConnell, Peter King, Lindsay Graham” party or I guess the shorter version “THE NOT RINO’s” party.
The ‘I’m not with them’ party
The ‘If I hear one more peep out if either of you, you’re both grounded!’ party
I’m actually all for The Super Ultra Freedom Party.
The Justice League
The Avengers
(not The X-Men, we left the mutants in the old party).
The “DON’T make me turn this car around “party.
I think TR said it best, “The Bull Moose Party”
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