Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
He was trying to buy Obamacare insurance.
… to get to the other side. In less time than it takes the Senate to pass a budget. Barely.
He was following the chicken.
His car was out of gas.
He was trying to escape from California.
He felt tire-d.
Malcolm X: HE didn’t cross that road. THE ROAD crossed HIM.
Obama: It’s the Tea Party’s fault.
Pelosi: He had to cross the road to find out what was on it.
Reid: It was being held hostage by the House.
Boehner: *sob* poor tortoise. *sob* *sob* Ok, whatever you want, Harry.
To cross into Mexico and avoid the Obamacare death panels – you know how they target the elderly.
He needed to get to the Shell station.
Joe Biden was chasing him a shotgun
Joe Biden was chasing him with a shotgun
To escape from rabid environmentalists who were trying to “protect” him out of existence.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
he was stapled to the back of a chicken.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
Actually the road wasn’t there when he started crossing that patch of ground.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
There was a pile or warm, delicious Anonymiss cookies on the other side.
To get some turtle whacks
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
Chief Justice Roberts claimed it was mandatory.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
He was turned on by the sight of Nancy Pelosi’s neck.
He was being used as a carrier tortoise as a back up incase of Obamacare web glitches.
because he thought its was a tur-toll road
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
He wanted to get to the “Middle of the Road” to join the Republicans. Same result.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
Because it was there.
He saw a plate of cookies on the other side.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
It was a illegal Mexican giant tortoise.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
The National Park on his side was closed.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
Obama done plum run out of dog.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
In California? It was probably a cross-dressing, trans-species Chicken.
…he wanted to get ‘souped’ up.
…because somone said…. “SQUIRREL!”
It was swerving to get around the hare, who was taking a nap by the side of the road.
A “gargantuan” tortoise? The article is in error. It was a California Post Turtle.
Some ^%#ing Italian plumber jumped on its back and sent it shooting off in that direction.
He had not heard that the Joads had gotten their truck repaired and were headed back to Oklahoma.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070528225623AAGAGDV
circle complete
It got the idea from a poorly designed “Let’s Move” stamp.
Just another instance of a reptile dysfunction.
…
Oh, it died. Then what difference, at this point, does it make?
Libertarian tortoise says “None of your business why I crossed the road. Leave me alone.”
We know, but it’s classified.
Sincerely,
The NSA.
In California, a “Gargantuan” Tortoise Was Fatally Struck After Wandering onto I-10. Why Did the Tortoise Try to Cross the Road?”
It was trying to get away from Nancy Pelosi who had heard eating tortoise was the secret to looking youthful and living longer.
The gargantuan tortoise was carrying 10 diminutive illegal immigrants and was ‘running’ from the Border Patrol.
It was not trying to cross the road; after unsuccessfully trying to enroll in ObamaCare for days, it finally committed suicide.
The media standard is not to question motives… in certain cases. It depends on the “protected class” status of the person who hit the tortoise.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
For Obamaphones!
For Free Healthcare!
So much for slow and steady wins the race
…he wanted to do ‘terping’ with Miley Cyrus. (no one said he was a very smart tortoise)
@32 LOL
To have an ex-I-10 adventure.
A publicity stunt for the movie “Turtle Recall.”
Because he couldn’t explain to Buttercup what the second “o” is doing in “tortoise.”
He heard that’s where silent screen star Ben Terrapin lived.
It was being chased by Shutdown!
To get his flippers properly inflated… at the President’s recommendation.
…he was racing Joe Biden’s brain.
…he was flirting with the speed bump.
He was trying to get away from those nagging Comcast ads.
He’d had enough of the Left side of the road.
There was a female tortoise in distress on the other side. She was flipped upside down and her wheels were spinning.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
he was being followed by some white-hispanic looking cracka.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
he got some bad advice from an Obamacare facilitator.
He was using Apple Maps and they were wrong.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
They’re friggin’ stupid.
He was tied of being the “second” avatar of Vishnu.
in the larger scheme of things who among us have not chosen poorly at one time or another.
the four elephants holding him up wanted to cross the road.
because of a restraining order he had to keep 500 feet away from Harry Reid.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
The newly installed “Crawl at an incredibly slow pace” sign was flashing.
Star of Daviding the road was too difficult.
Ten minutes to Wapner. I’m definitely locked in this shell with no TV.
One shouldn’t wonder where one wanders.
Road crossing runs over in his family.
he thought it was a Barrycade.
Correction to 54
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
Berilia, Tubul, Great T’Phon and Jerakeen, told him to to.
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
It was running away from bullies that told him he had Nancy Pelosi’s face and Harry Reid’s nose.
He thought he was The Great A’Tuin and the road was actually on him.
Some wascally wabbit told him to take a left turn at Albuquerque.
We’re not sure, but he just handed his beer to his friend Bubba and said “Hey ya’ll watch me do this”.
Auto-erotic-stimulation, according to the coroner, who determined that the tortoise came before the egg.
… he didn’t try to cross it, they built it too quickly to avoid.
Define gargantuan, or blame it on Bush
In California, a “gargantuan” tortoise was fatally struck after wandering onto I-10. Why did the tortoise try to cross the road?
Well I certainly don’t think that getting fatally struck was part of his rationale.
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