Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Are Planning to Clone an Extinct Mountain Goat. After That…

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Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…

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  1. Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…

    nothing really cause once you’ve cloned an extinct mountain goat you’ve accomplished pretty much all one can accomplish in life.

  2. Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…

    Pinguinus impennis

    Thylacinus cynocephalus

    Josephoartigasia mones [aka ROUS]

    Smilodon

    Ectopistes migratorius

    Raphus cucullatus [AKA Joe Biden]

  3. What’s all this about scientists cloning A-Stinking Mountain Goat?

    Why can’t they clone nice goats, like Angora goats, or Cashmere goats. Scientists should be focused on making more nice goats that give milk and wool, not making more stinking goats. My mother had a stinking goat and boy did it smell and bite!

    What? What? Extinct?

    Oh. Well, that’s totally different!

    Nevermind!

  4. … I’m going to run around ripping “Extinction Is Forever” off of cars.

    … all bets are off. (For those who have been betting on whether an extinct mountain goat would be cloned or not.)

    … you live with it. (High Plains Drifter quote —for the Obscury.)

  5. …they will clone extinct breeds of canines because Obama is getting a bit tired of beagles and cream cheese.
    …cavemen because you can’t have too many low IQ voters.
    …immediately ban the cloning of extremists like the Founding Fathers
    …clone a dodo bird then transplant the brain into Joe Biden quadrupling his IQ.

  6. …other efforts to appease lonely Muslim goat herders will be undertaken.

    …they will have one more species to blame global warming on.

    …Jeff Goldblum will annoy us with his part in the movie.

    …rocket launchers and laser beams will never before have been aimed so inaccurately from such heights.

    …will come our chance to have a do-over when the Thanksgiving turkey is overcooked.

  7. After that….

    …a smiling horse’s patooty with teeth. Oh wait, they already created Joe Biden. Never mind…

    …they’ll dig up that ancient extinct item called the 2006 economy, and clone that!

    …they’ll clone a Democrat, and release him into the wild. In Texas. Where he’ll last until the first time he opens his mouth.

  8. Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…they sang;

    Odl lay ee, old lay ee
    Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
    Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
    Odl lay odl lay odl lay

  9. Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
    … Chris Christy eats it, along with a forty-year-old side of McD’s fries
    … they look at Pelosi and notice a strange resemblance.
    … they create an swarm of BHOs, all of whom smoke and think they’re the smartest person in the room. Some turn on one another and die from the intense slap-fighting that ensues, some are nagged-to-death by Mooshell, others die from dog-starvation and/or teleprompter deprivation, and the rest are smothered-to-death by Valerie Jarrett.

  10. …Obama will soon get to adopt Trayvon II, who will be shot by a Secret Service agent 17 years later and become extinct again.

    …animal rights activists will free it only to have it run over by a bus, scraped off the road and sold by the only Pyrenean ibex burger diner in Spain.

    …little Joey Biden will want to ride the doggie with the handlebars.

  11. Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…

    …if successful, will negate any need for environmental impact studies for construction of roads and buildings. If any species is rendered extinct, they’ll just create a new one to replace it. Badda-Bing Badda-Boom

  12. . . . Acorn will register it to vote in all 57 states.

    . . . Valerie Jarrett will get it a fake birth certificate and teach it to read from idiot boxes. Hey, it worked once before.

    . . . The scientists will try to clone extinct thought processes in both Berkeley and the 9th Circuit. They quickly go back to dealing with cloned mountain goats, which prove to be farther up the Darwinian food chain.

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