Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
Joe Biden will get to hunt it into re-extinction with his shotgun
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
revive a dead Obamacare.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
try to replicate an Anonymiss cookie recipe. [And be foiled!]
The goat will sing with Taylor Swift
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
Rule the World!
…have it euthanized.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
try to help Anthony Weiner’s extinct career.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
watch it get served with onions by the local Falafel Truck.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
nothing really cause once you’ve cloned an extinct mountain goat you’ve accomplished pretty much all one can accomplish in life.
…Obama’s extinct popularity
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
it’s Miller time!
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
they stop. When you got a plan who needs to actually make it work in practice?
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
watch it while it devours the world.
…they’ll try for the Holy Grail – T-Rex (with optional mounted rocket launchers).
…they’ll be found with serious gore wounds and hoof marks, amidst all the empty cages…
…,unicorn!
…they will cross-breed it with an economist, to create something that can scale the mountains of government debt being generated by Obama and company.
. . . create a world in which the Cubs win a World Series
. . . give Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid brains
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
sit back an congratulate themselves on solving the world’s existential problem of the lack of mountain goats.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
watch it qualify for Obamacare subsidies and free abortions.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
the Jackalope.
…they are preparing for the inevitable lawsuit from Apple. Surely they must realize that the term iBex is a clear violation of trademarks law.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
Pinguinus impennis
Thylacinus cynocephalus
Josephoartigasia mones [aka ROUS]
Smilodon
Ectopistes migratorius
Raphus cucullatus [AKA Joe Biden]
sell the rights to SyFy.
What’s all this about scientists cloning A-Stinking Mountain Goat?
Why can’t they clone nice goats, like Angora goats, or Cashmere goats. Scientists should be focused on making more nice goats that give milk and wool, not making more stinking goats. My mother had a stinking goat and boy did it smell and bite!
What? What? Extinct?
Oh. Well, that’s totally different!
Nevermind!
…BBQ!
… I’m going to run around ripping “Extinction Is Forever” off of cars.
… all bets are off. (For those who have been betting on whether an extinct mountain goat would be cloned or not.)
… you live with it. (High Plains Drifter quote —for the Obscury.)
. . . the Democrats will resurrect FDR
… they can say “That’s one small step for man; one nimble leap for extinct mountain-goat-kind.”
… the other bunch of scientists trying to clone a wooly mammoth are just going to look like feline-replicators.
… America will suddenly be declared extinct-mountain-goat habitat. Everyone out!
…. they’ll sit back and watch Graze Anatomy.
Booo!!
… don’t be surprised to see one of them sporting an extinct mountain coat.
…they will clone extinct breeds of canines because Obama is getting a bit tired of beagles and cream cheese.
…cavemen because you can’t have too many low IQ voters.
…immediately ban the cloning of extremists like the Founding Fathers
…clone a dodo bird then transplant the brain into Joe Biden quadrupling his IQ.
…we’ll use more of Nancy Pelosi’s DNA to clone a laughing hyena.
…other efforts to appease lonely Muslim goat herders will be undertaken.
…they will have one more species to blame global warming on.
…Jeff Goldblum will annoy us with his part in the movie.
…rocket launchers and laser beams will never before have been aimed so inaccurately from such heights.
…will come our chance to have a do-over when the Thanksgiving turkey is overcooked.
…they will follow around fat people with a tuba.
…they will write a book called, “My Pet Gloat.”
After that….
…a smiling horse’s patooty with teeth. Oh wait, they already created Joe Biden. Never mind…
…they’ll dig up that ancient extinct item called the 2006 economy, and clone that!
…they’ll clone a Democrat, and release him into the wild. In Texas. Where he’ll last until the first time he opens his mouth.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
a baby goat, we kid you not!
…ship a bunch of them to Iran as a peace offering, along with crates of condoms.
…John Kerry will often explain that “That’s the one with the whiskers, not me”.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…they sang;
Odl lay ee, old lay ee
Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay
…the nanny goat state.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
they may get serious about this science shiat and find a cure for male pattern baldness.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
… Chris Christy eats it, along with a forty-year-old side of McD’s fries
… they look at Pelosi and notice a strange resemblance.
… they create an swarm of BHOs, all of whom smoke and think they’re the smartest person in the room. Some turn on one another and die from the intense slap-fighting that ensues, some are nagged-to-death by Mooshell, others die from dog-starvation and/or teleprompter deprivation, and the rest are smothered-to-death by Valerie Jarrett.
…they plan to turn the goat over to Muslims for a good aaaaaaaaaaaaa….
…then they will clone an extinct Goat Herder.
…DaaaaaaaDDY?
…Obama will soon get to adopt Trayvon II, who will be shot by a Secret Service agent 17 years later and become extinct again.
…animal rights activists will free it only to have it run over by a bus, scraped off the road and sold by the only Pyrenean ibex burger diner in Spain.
…little Joey Biden will want to ride the doggie with the handlebars.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
they will bring in the guys who just stare at them.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
…they’ll feed it to the T-rex they’ve already cloned.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
…if successful, will negate any need for environmental impact studies for construction of roads and buildings. If any species is rendered extinct, they’ll just create a new one to replace it. Badda-Bing Badda-Boom
… their website, http://www.doyougoatinsurance.com, will be up and running. Period.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
The Apteryx.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
they will try to clone Anonymiss in another nefarious plot to get them some COOKIES!
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
they plan on kicking some but at their next scrabble game.
Scientists are planning to clone an extinct mountain goat. After that…
they plan on cloning a better looking avatar at IMAO.
@55 Bitmap avatars of the world, unite!
@56 You have nothing to lose but your Bits, Bytes and Nibbles!
. . . Acorn will register it to vote in all 57 states.
. . . Valerie Jarrett will get it a fake birth certificate and teach it to read from idiot boxes. Hey, it worked once before.
. . . The scientists will try to clone extinct thought processes in both Berkeley and the 9th Circuit. They quickly go back to dealing with cloned mountain goats, which prove to be farther up the Darwinian food chain.
Oh, Walrus, cut it out!
Walter Cronkite
… they will clone a legislative turkey.
… they will work on a miniaturized rocket launcher.