Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “A new report shows the government faked unemployment data just before the 2012 elections. Also being faked…”

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If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.