Straight Line of the Day: A Colorado Man Signed Up for Obamacare and His Dog Got Covered Instead. Other Obamacare Glitches…

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A Colorado man signed up for Obamacare and his dog got covered instead. Other Obamacare glitches…

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  1. A Colorado man signed up for Obamacare and his dog got covered instead. Other Obamacare glitches…

    A Colorado man ended up as dinner for Obama.

    Nationalizing Anonymiss cookies.

    The Chicago Cubs

  2. … involved giving a guy who’s never run anything in his life complete control over 1/6 of the economy and that 1/6 of the economy has complete contol of your life. and will be administered by the irs. (h/t to can of spam)

  3. . . . include coverage for “tennis nose”, but not prostate cancer
    . . . are the ones that require payment in rubles, laundry bleach, or collie chops
    . . . include the earmark for a personality implant for Valerie Jarrett

  4. … an Arizona man actually got better coverage. Obama cursed inwardly, but pretended to be happy for him.

    … A Colorado man signed up to win dinner with the president and his dog got covered instead… by BBQ sauce.

    … Baxter was also issued a race card. The cat objected, but Snowball was quickly deemed to be a racist.

  5. …flea baths cannot be covered because flea infestation is considered a form of birth control in most red states.

    …paying for abortions will mean higher premiums because there are fewer people to pay for abortions, raising the cost of abortions so people cannot afford to have children.

    …Rosie O’Donnell’s worms can be treated and it’s a preexisting condition when she poops in your yard.

    …pale in comparison because the best medical care available ten years from now will be from veterinarians. And your name isn’t John Kerry.

    …twerking will be part of your annual physical. Probably, maybe, depending on your doctor’s decision that you don’t have to or should stop, for the love of Pete, please stop.

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