Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Colorado man signed up for Obamacare and his dog got covered instead. Other Obamacare glitches…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Colorado man signed up for Obamacare and his dog got covered instead. Other Obamacare glitches…
…NASA sent a man to the moon. He ended up on Mars.
…the original launch date for the website was supposed to be 10-01-2031, but somebody accidentally typed 2013.
… were… wait… someone actually managed to sign up at all?
…when you sign up for ObungledCare your coordinates get included in a list of upcoming drone strikes.
you’ll receive a commemorative letter on a plaque blaming Bush.
… included spitting out a chocolate chip cookie recipe that called for walnuts.
… required veterinarians to start accepting Medicaid. (Hey, it’s still a doctor, right? What difference, at this point, does it make?)
… caused Obama to promise, “if you like your fleas, you can keep your fleas”.
… included a contact number that contacted a mortuary. That was a complete accident, honest. Absolu… oh, wait, you checked “Republican” on the voter registration form? Ah. Yes, well, that was what the law required. For you. Scum.
… involved giving a guy who’s never run anything in his life complete control over 1/6 of the economy.
… somehow infected the White House kitchen’s recipe databases with a similar problem, and Obama accidentally ate dog owner.
A Colorado man signed up for Obamacare and his dog got covered instead. Other Obamacare glitches…
A Colorado man ended up as dinner for Obama.
Nationalizing Anonymiss cookies.
The Chicago Cubs
… it signed up Michael Vick to be the dog’s physical therapist.
… payment options don’t include credit cards or checks, but bones and snausages.
…are features, not bugs.
…hold out hope for people, then cruelly snatch it away, just like most Obama promises.
…quantum transpositions of 0’s and 1’s!!!!111!!01011!!
…the only approved phlebotomist in the state of Florida is some guy named Dexter.
… involved giving a guy who’s never run anything in his life complete control over 1/6 of the economy and that 1/6 of the economy has complete contol of your life. and will be administered by the irs. (h/t to can of spam)
… include making the dog the face of Obamacur and Medicur.
… include giving the dog one free year of OFAmabones.
…even tho Baxter now has coverage under Obamacare, he just found after reading the fine print that the cones are not covered.
http://youtu.be/R58kSuIhURI
That’s the reason he looks unhappy in all his pictures
Other Obamacare glitches…
… the only doctors still qualified to treat
victimspatients under Obamacare are cats, and the death panels are manned by rats.. . . include coverage for “tennis nose”, but not prostate cancer
. . . are the ones that require payment in rubles, laundry bleach, or collie chops
. . . include the earmark for a personality implant for Valerie Jarrett
. . . and the dog doesn’t get Anonymiss’ doggie biscuits either.
…will be quickly fixed as soon as the Progressives get Flobot on the job.
A Colorado man signed up for Obamacare and his dog got covered instead. Other Obamacare glitches…The dog also counted as a Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program (SNAP) benefit.
…neglected to include spay and neuter benefits under the contraception provisions. The dog was not impressed.
…made it too time consuming to make a large donation to the DNC and the Obama Presidential Library and Golf Course before the death panel chooses your fate.
Other Obamacare glitches:
…another man from Colorado signed his hamburger up for Obamacare and his hot dog got covered instead.
@25: AwesomeScientificAmerican gets my vote.
… an Arizona man actually got better coverage. Obama cursed inwardly, but pretended to be happy for him.
… A Colorado man signed up to win dinner with the president and his dog got covered instead… by BBQ sauce.
… Baxter was also issued a race card. The cat objected, but Snowball was quickly deemed to be a racist.
No dead Democrat voters were allowed to enroll. Not even once.
…flea baths cannot be covered because flea infestation is considered a form of birth control in most red states.
…paying for abortions will mean higher premiums because there are fewer people to pay for abortions, raising the cost of abortions so people cannot afford to have children.
…Rosie O’Donnell’s worms can be treated and it’s a preexisting condition when she poops in your yard.
…pale in comparison because the best medical care available ten years from now will be from veterinarians. And your name isn’t John Kerry.
…twerking will be part of your annual physical. Probably, maybe, depending on your doctor’s decision that you don’t have to or should stop, for the love of Pete, please stop.
…signing your parents up results in them being buried the next day.
…once enrolled, you become a live organ donor.
(we’re not done with Monty Python are we?)
…are actually features.
There is a nine month waiting period for pregnancy tests.