The non-profit Nonhuman Rights Project asked a New York state court to declare a 26-year-old chimp named Tommy “a cognitively complex autonomous legal person with the fundamental legal right not to be imprisoned.”
I’d say yes… if Tommy wrote that sentence.
… and the right to stay on his parents’ health insurance.
If he likes his primate care physician, he can keep his primate care physician.
Oppo, it’s pun-itive to imply that vet(erinarian)s should be governed by Obamacare!
Chimps have rights. Unborn humans and conservatives do not.
This is genuinely how leftists think today.
I’m sure he’s voted at least twice so why not?
Now that’s what I call rock ‘n roll baby!
…looking back at the wording of the motion,
How many New York legislators could it be applied to?