Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…
… his panties being in a bunch and the pee on his short pants.
…dragging his own granddaughter into a scandal. For shame!
…meteor strikes, mosquito bites, and hyper-aggressive Muscovites.
It would be much shorter to list those things Reid doesn’t blame Republicans for.
…preventing Anonymiss from pursuing her God-given talent to rightly judge and dispense baked awesomeness…
…Reagan for screwing up fat people.
During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…
Male Patterned Baldness
Chicago Cubs not winning the World series since 1906.
his wife’s inability to achieve climax.
his inability to reach climax.
blamed Republicans for ……EXISTING!
for….Being the Party of OLD WHITE PEOPLE
.. callously disregarding his cries that he had fallen and couldn’t get up.
…not allowing his latest budget proposal to be published at Liberty Island as a work of speculative fiction…
. . . gravity
. . . his rheumatism
. . . his inability to produce a rational sentence
. . . the fact that pi is an irrational number
…the failures of Obamacare
…training a serpent to run a fruit stand.
…talking Pandora into opening the box.
. . . that noise coming from under the table, but only because John Boehner refused to pull his finger and Bo was at Camp David with Barack.
…ratting out Prometheus to Zeus.
…undue influence on Brutus.
lunar tidal surges
He’s loony after all…..
…bestowing aid and comfort upon Loki.
…messing with the thermostat.
… creating the Koch brothers.
…the Revolutionary War
…death and not enough taxes.
During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…
How many characters will this box accept because this might take a couple of submits to get even a small part of the list displayed.
…God returning him to dust.
…taking all the touchy feely out of his encounters with future age teenagers and consenting adults.
…giving creepy perverts tooling around in white vans a bad name.
…his rotting from the inside, unlike that Pelosi gal.
…hording all the IQ points and leaving morons, misfits and mongrel monkey faced liberals to vote for him.
…exposing his connection to the Manson Family and how he was going to blackmail Abigail Folger.
…all the concussions he got in the ring as welterweight boxer.
… not only exceeding their time in the debate, but also for being confusing: there”s no such thing as a jerk store, for one thing.
…only letting him have one bullet for his revolver when he was a Kapitol Kop.
…keeping him from that coveted Grambling athletic scholarship back when he was a star halfback at Basic High.
…tricking the democrats into passing Obamacare.
…jock-blocking his attempts to hook up with Latoya Jackson.
…ruining Cowboy Poetry with cowboys, and independence and stuff…
…being addicted to Coca cola.
… limiting him to only 4 Pinocchios on every sentence he utters.
… Reid’s Mensa application being returned with a large red LOL stamped across it.
… the VRWC wherein Reid’s son and granddaughter apparently have no last name.
The dearth of unicorns.
…spinning every dumb thing Biden says into sounding stupid.
the heat death of the universe
…the heartbreak of psoriasis.
…the flavor of jello served to him in the Senate Cafeteria.
…the decline in craftsmanship where aglets are concerned.
…the lack of Clara Bow movies in theatres these days.
…seven and ten-digit telephone numbers.
…Moxie Soda going out of business because of the “Coke” brothers.
Everything wrong in his world
Stealing his lunch money when he was a kid.
Being meanies.
Not inviting him to the Prom.
Not being Democrats.
Canceling Firefly.
… for the brown lumps that keep showing up in his Depends.
…misspelling Coke Brothers.
Correction for walruskkkch: The Cubs last won the World Series in 1908. Not 1906.