[High Praise! to Awesome Dice]
To decide your fate, an Obamacare panel will just roll a 1-sider:
A 4-sided die is a pyramid. A 2-sided die is a coin. What’s a 1-sided die? It’s a Möbius strip. No matter how you throw it, the die will always land on its only side.
And here all this time I thought they used a dart board.
So…Palin was right about Obamacare death panels, after all.