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Obama Imposes Sanctions on Vladimir Putin’s Dog
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Does this mean that Putin’s dog can only be served with gravy?
His supply of high quality American made flea collars has been cut off.
He would have eaten Putin’s dog, but Valerie Jarrett convinced him an international incident like that at this time would not be a good idea… that, and CIA refused to send an officer to kidnap the dog.